this post was submitted on 17 May 2025
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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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But the advantage is that Lemmy allows Tor. 😅

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[–] Regna@lemmy.world 108 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Oh, you sweet summer child.

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[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 87 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Oh, you umami monsoon adolescent.

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 75 points 6 days ago

Oh, you bitter elder of autumn.

[–] tamiya_tt02@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago

Oh, you salty spring chicken

[–] fujiwood@lemmy.world 49 points 6 days ago

Oh, you lime and pepper avocado.

[–] bluesheep@lemm.ee 48 points 6 days ago

Oh, you throwaway account nr 0430.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 45 points 6 days ago

Oh, you farm fresh egg.

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 44 points 5 days ago (5 children)

For some of the really prolific posters, yes. But there are also lurkers like me.

I doubt anyone can recognize me when I comment or encounter a comment I made.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm order to prove you wrong, I am committed to remembering your username.

[–] megane_kun@lemm.ee 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Thanks...?

Let's see when we meet each other in some other corner of Lemmy.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 17 points 5 days ago

until we see each other again 🫡

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[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 5 days ago (5 children)

User tags make recognizing people a lot easier. I see tagged users a lot. Voyager even keeps a running total of how many times I have upvoted and downvoted particular users.

There’s one user I have at like -30, tagged as a Nazi apologist. And sure enough, every time I scroll past them, they’re commenting some weird BS.

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[–] Syd@lemm.ee 44 points 6 days ago

Oh, you savory smarch centenarian..

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago (2 children)

that's why i like it. on reddit, i'm just some other idiot smartass. on lemmy, i'm THAT idiot smartass. i've also done a great job convincing people i live in canada, while all the while i'm up here chilling in canada. fools, the lot of you.

[–] Uli@sopuli.xyz 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Guys, I'm beginning to suspect this guy might live in canada.

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

i just reported you for doxxing lmao (edit - i didn't)

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

yeah, i know. but did i mention i live in canada?

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[–] match@pawb.social 41 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yea I made a throwaway so nobody can recognize me.

Try doxxing me now 😉

(But seriously tho, there were weirdos that follow you around and mass dovote 🤷‍♂️)

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[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 39 points 5 days ago (3 children)

At least people are keeping my mother's name out of their damn mouth.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

can’t wait for G.I. Jane 2

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

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This message brought to you by fandango. Some how you can stream movies that are still in theaters but no one trust us enough to find out how.

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[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

Voyager enhances his effect by counting your votes on individuals. You start seeing people with big numbers.

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[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago

Oh, you maple syrup monsoon

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 days ago

Less anonymous, but more effectively pseudonymous =)

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think should touch some grass because i may recognise more people here than in the village i am living in for like 2 jears

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[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 6 days ago

Oh, you fewer less users

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 20 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What happened to FlyingSquid

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

IIRC, they were having some health issues. It’s possible that it likely got too overwhelming, and they took time away from Lemmy to focus on their health.

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[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Lemmy is also not overrun by AI bots and sock puppets.

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[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

Thats exactly why I am using lemmy exclusively for brand awareness

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[–] Magnus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's the same with every small forum tbh

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (5 children)
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[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 18 points 5 days ago (8 children)

Look at it this way, in a small town people are more likely to be kind and offer higher quality information when asked. The same things can be said about lemmy.

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[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It feels like Reddit felt twenty years ago

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago

Also, blocking people you don't like is far more effective.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As for posting stuff on the internet, I don't care anymore. I just try to not post stupid shit, and be decent to other people.

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[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (12 children)

You look at usernames? I've never done that here or on Reddit.

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Even without usernames. There is some people i recognize by topic, opinion and the way they express themselves. If you spend too much time here that isn't difficult.

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago

The place is a Village rather than a City.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (7 children)

your privacy is worse on lemmy. anyone can access all your comment and post upvotes and downvotes. your pms are open for server admins to read. both examples need to be fixed imo

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 5 days ago

Btw, your PMs being available to admins is the same on like every socmed. If you have to use lemmy as your secure method of communication (you shouldn't), at least use PGP, but lemmy isn't meant for that, use XMPP or Matrix or even Signal I guess.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

People DM each other on Lemmy?

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Its impossible to delete anything on the fediverse

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[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (9 children)

I get around that problem by simply never looking at your usernames

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[–] realitista@lemm.ee 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

Some people here have a really huge effect. Guys like Stamets, The Picard Maneuver, and MicroWave, I see their posts all the time.

[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 5 days ago (9 children)

When I first joined, I saw The Picard Maneuver so often that I thought it was a community, not just a single user.

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[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Username checks out

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