I don't think I wanna know
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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Ceasefire Violation?
He died doing what he loved!
The fucking Russians, of course.
Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
The deadliest kind of death
It finally caught up to me
Silently hunted down by a mysterious lone wolf.
The US actually does invade, and I die in some kind of defensive gambit where they take more casualties than us.
Unfortunately, that's a vibe killer now, because it doesn't feel totally impossible and we still like each other. Sorry.
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I'm not sure I want to know...
Raptured by the One True Dog
You wouldn't understand
Oh, no…
Tree
Furiously stroking my willy.
A detective stands over my lifeless body, Detective Salvitore is panting for air, desperate to catch up to her partner and mount the hill. She reaches the crest covered in sweat, vision blurring but enthused at the grim sight before Detective Glassgow.
Salvitore fumbles for her radio, wheezing a shaky "We... we... I... found-" before Glassgow cuts her off.
"Save it Sal, I already told them we found the vegan."
Whatever it is, it's going to be the subject of several YouTube documentaries.
lol idk
Guess I run into traffic, yelling and waving at the taxi that just deliberately passed me by. Then I get hit by a truck.
Wrong place wrong time during a controlled demolition
I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
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I'll leave it to you, reader, to guess the "where" it is cast
Whelp...
I'm already gone...
Mine's pretty open-ended.
I'm going to go with gassing in a concentration camp for opposing the fascists.
History repeats itself.
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Lots of beans
I guess I'm not growing old
First I am. And then...
I'm not.
Sleeping with the fishes
Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.
Boiled alive
Derogatory slur
Uhhhh.
Happily.
Idk, i wouldn't see it coming
Painfully, I'd assume
At least I would know what was coming, three would come before me.
Self Explanatory actually.
Hey, somebody left some perfectly good Swiss on this block of wood. How convenient, don’t mind if I d….*
A remake of Alien but with a meerkat
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