Nah I live in the countryside in England and public transport is shit. One bus every hour and a half if you're lucky and it only goes to one place, you're looking at 2 hours minimum to go to the next village over that's about 2 miles away assuming all the busses you need show up on time.
It's faster to walk most of the time but sometimes the fields that the footpaths go through have bulls in them so you can't get past.
UK here and the best thing I can think of is a full English in a bun, there's a butty van near me where they taste amazing. it's basically a heart attack in a bun with how much oil is on there but it's so good.