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[–] LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago

Link between breast size and obesity.... I wonder who that is calling out... semi-United States of America

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 47 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Looks almost exactly like a map of obesity rates.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Meh, kinda (I'm aware that this is not scientific at all, but still)

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[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I also assume that the OP graphic is running into serious issues in its data collection. Looks like it is basically an obesity map, with a sprinkling of pure random chaos thrown in.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Nah, not really. Most of Europe doesn't fit for example.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah, I'm moving to New Zealand!

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

That place doesn't exist

[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

This is just a female obesity map

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[–] TisI@reddthat.com 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This map pisses me off so much. The average breast size is D I think, but because the majority of women don't know their correct size they assume they're on the smaller end. Cups F and above are considered to be large, and they're not uncommon as many people think.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Yesss, pet peeve of mine too! I have D or E cups, and they're pretty small, medium at best. Theyre pretty much exactly a hand full. A thick jumper almost completely hides them. Cup size without knowing the band size means jack.

[–] abacabadabacaba@lemm.ee 20 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Is that the average among all people, or only females?

[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 26 points 3 weeks ago

I'd say it's probably averaged from bra sizes sold by some company.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Lmao, I love the idea of adjusting the chart for obesity by subtracting men's breast sizes from women's

Also including or excluding implants?

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Fake breasts don't look right or feel right. I'd prefer natural A cups to fakies. I have an ex who wanted fakies and I begged her not to ruin her body. Dunno what happened after we broke up.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

it's sort of not your decision to make though. someone else's body is generally not made for you, even if you're in a relationship. your ex could choose to respect your opinion on their body, but it's definitely not mandatory and should not be treated as normal and self-explanatory. getting surgery might add confidence in this twisted world.

[–] accideath@feddit.org 11 points 3 weeks ago

At the same time, you’re not obligated to find them attractive though. And if your partner decides to alter their appearance to the point where you don’t find them attractive any more, ending that relationship is just as valid.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

Agreed, and that's fine. It's also my call if my partner's body part(s) stops turning me on. It's not judgement for getting the procedure. It's the sensation after the procedure.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 4 points 3 weeks ago

I also enjoy chill size titties and they are better for the back. But I still said "good on ya" when a mate wanted to "upgrade", I made sure she really knew what she was doing though, but what looks best is always someone that feels great in their body, that feels like they look good. I have tastes but that is reserved for when someone asks, and if someone wants an opinion, I will be honest and say this is just my kind of style. Like with any accessory or hair color or anything I will compliment when they look like they're feeling fabulous lookin great and that's a shine no body shape or outfit can top. It can only make them feel that way. That's how I dress too. I dress for me. It's what's gotten me most compliments so far.

[–] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

I feel the same, have said the same, and gotten shit on for it.

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[–] AppaYipYip@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

This graph is useless because cup size ≠ breast size. Cup and band sizes go together to fit the person. A 34D is way smaller than a 40D even though they are the same cup size. Without the band size we have no idea what the real difference is. This video explains it pretty well: https://youtu.be/L9JZzPMHok8

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[–] jenni007@lemm.ee 11 points 3 weeks ago

Just men or women too?

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 9 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I have a hard time believing that the average breast size in America is DD.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 13 points 3 weeks ago

that is probably because for some reason, in america, people think of DD as being enormous, when in reality american bra sizing just sucks and places seldom stock larger than that.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

That's because you are ignoring all the fat women.

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[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 8 points 3 weeks ago

C is for Canada.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I don't think Russia primarily features DD's. Mostly B's and C's here, it seems.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Let's learn about averages again!

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

I know average≠median. But it would require quite a few women to have completely massive breasts, which is not the case.

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 weeks ago

How you doin', Reykjavik?

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Thanks, I needed this.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Now show the obesity map side by side

[–] shekau@lemmy.today 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

American citizens consists of 100+ ethnicities, am I supposed to guess which one is it map about?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

As the infographic says, breast size often corrolates with being fat. Americans are fat. Hence the dark color of the US on the map.

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