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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 116 points 13 hours ago (8 children)
[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 45 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

You can always trust SatansMaggotyCumFart to chime in with the wholesome memes.

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 14 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I'm starting to remember his name and I don't want to 🤢

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[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

Please cease existing.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

My girlfriend does this to me during sex. Peels me like a disobedient potato

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 9 points 9 hours ago

I can just feel this image. This is just the worst thing I could have seen tonight. Good job.

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 91 points 14 hours ago (12 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 45 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Where we're going we won't need fingernails

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 27 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 12 hours ago

Always kept short and clean

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[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

When you refuse to give answers when tortured! You clearly are no rat. 🙌

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

Years back I was briefly into creepypastas. One I read was a guy who had a habit of chewing his nails and that people around him always made a big deal about it but he thought they were overreacting. At the end it was revealed that he had long ago chewed away his fingernails and was now chewing through his actual fingers without realizing it. As a result he was institutionalized for his delusions, I think.

This picture makes me think of that. Thanks, I guess.

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[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 39 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Stop eating your cuticles, lol

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 34 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This appears to be a lack of melatonin. When you get sun, there should at least be some pigment.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 52 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Melatonin is what makes people sleep

You're thinking of melinoma

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 45 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Melinoma is what makes people have cancer
You’re thinking of melancholy

[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 41 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Melancholy is what Hamlet had, I think you mean Melania

[–] sickday@fedia.io 37 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Melania is what turns people orange. You're thinking of mitochondria

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 29 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell, you're thinking of Mephistopheles

[–] protist@mander.xyz 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Mephistopheles is Hell's Messenger, you're thinking of malaria

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Malaria is a mosquito-borne pathogen. You're thinking of maltodextrin.

[–] vibraniumdroid@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Maltodextrin is a highly processed, white powder carbohydrate derived from starches. You're thinking of Malenia, Blade of Miquella.

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[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Fuck you.

Just fuck you and quit attacking me

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Moisturizer

Get a brand called Cetaphil and use it on your hands every day or whenever they dry out.

I've worked in construction and I like working as a mechanic in my own vehicles ..... it means my bare hands get exposed to a lot of dirt, sand, mud, metal, oil and chemicals ... which means I have to wash with lots of soap and chemicals. In the winter it's worse in the dry cold air.

So my hands get dry chapped and even cracked and start bleeding. My skin is so cracked and broken now that I can no longer use my finger print ID on my phone. I've tried resetting it multiple times but a new crack forms and then no longer works again.

For years I put up with it and pretended I was a man that didn't need help .... but I got sick and tired of it and started using moisturizer and I really don't care what anyone says about it.

I still get dry cracked skin but not as often and not as severe.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Pain relief O'Keefes. Stuff is miracles.

Am electrician, I carve my hands up all the time.

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[–] digger@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not going to tell you how long I looked at this, expecting to find loss or Saddam Hussein.

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[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 hours ago (7 children)

I did until like a week ago.

I’d had enough as they hurt and wasn’t getting better, I do a lot of rock climbing so the chalk makes the issue worse, plus I have not been doing great mentally so diet and hydration was awful.

What I did:

  • Bought some Nails Inc Cuticle Oil (I am male, but it works). You just add a bit and rub it in. I now use this most days and definitely after climbing.
  • I know that with a poor diet I am likely missing vitamins as some of my nails had lines down them. I take a cheap multi vitamin everyday.
  • I am conscious to drink more water, although I already drink 2-3liter a day.
  • I am making plans to improve my eating habits as I get decision fatigue and really just don’t eat enough. Think I’ve been alive too long that food is just meh at this point. But I went climbing yesterday on hardly anything and felt incredibly sick.

My nails are better now. My mental health not so much but one step at a time.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 14 points 12 hours ago

If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just dabbing a tiny bit on the the backs of your fingernails and rubbing them against each other to spread it only on your cuticles. No slimy fingerpads or palms, and it really helps.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Mom turned me onto corn husker's oil. Figured since we shared genes, and it worked for her, might as well. Shit is the bomb. Tiny dab'll do ya, doesn't leave your hands greasy, dries fast, works fast, cheap, all that.

My fingertips split in cold and dry air. Apparently I got a weird gene from great grandma, never met another person with the problem. Tiny crack across the tip, skin dies and turns hard, splits deeper, rinse and repeat. And the pain is stunning, like having an infected splinter stuck in your fingertip. Got that shit this year working outside in February and into March. Only took a few nights of using corn husker's oil, GTG.

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[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

I find just snipping off the skin tags with clippers keeps it from going too far.

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[–] UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca 9 points 12 hours ago

Why did I get in this thread 😨

[–] brezel@piefed.social 9 points 14 hours ago
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just putting a

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Guys, they got Mouselemming

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 hours ago

Augh, I'm okay but so embarrassed!

Just gonna add, you can use a stick of lip balm on cuticles!

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 8 points 4 hours ago

I used to get this all the time. Now, if I get a hangnail, I liberally drench my hands in lotion, and put on nitrile gloves for an hour or so to force it to soak in.

A family friend gets me Gojo Hand Medic, which my fragile masculinity appreciates.

I also found it works well for breaking in leather work gloves.

[–] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 7 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Dermatophagia is a bitch.

Get some of that nail polish that prevents you from biting your nails and tastes really sour and put it on your skin instead of your nails. It won't stop you from biting necessarily but it will stop you from unconsciously biting.

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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 7 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Have you tried going to a doctor to see what is wrong? PPE if you work somewhere hazardous? Moisturizing if you're somewhere very dry?

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[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 7 points 14 hours ago (3 children)
[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

Great, now there are hands fetishists too?!

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I did, till I started using soaps without SLS compounds.

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

I’ve been searching for something

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[–] dan69@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

The clean hands club!!

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