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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 62 points 4 hours ago (5 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 32 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Where we're going we won't need fingernails

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 hours ago

Always kept short and clean

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Thanks Mr Dinosaur man!

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

When you refuse to give answers when tortured! You clearly are no rat. 🙌

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

The perfect hand doesn't ex-

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

Years back I was briefly into creepypastas. One I read was a guy who had a habit of chewing his nails and that people around him always made a big deal about it but he thought they were overreacting. At the end it was revealed that he had long ago chewed away his fingernails and was now chewing through his actual fingers without realizing it. As a result he was institutionalized for his delusions, I think.

This picture makes me think of that. Thanks, I guess.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 58 points 3 hours ago (4 children)
[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

You can always trust SatansMaggotyCumFart to chime in with the wholesome memes.

[–] Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip 5 points 57 minutes ago

I'm starting to remember his name and I don't want to 🤢

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

Please cease existing.

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[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Stop eating your cuticles, lol

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 24 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This appears to be a lack of melatonin. When you get sun, there should at least be some pigment.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 31 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Melatonin is what makes people sleep

You're thinking of melinoma

[–] asbestos@lemmy.world 25 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Melinoma is what makes people have cancer
You’re thinking of melancholy

[–] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 25 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Melancholy is what Hamlet had, I think you mean Melania

[–] sickday@fedia.io 23 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Melania is what turns people orange. You're thinking of mitochondria

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell, you're thinking of Mephistopheles

[–] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Mephistopheles is Hell's Messenger, you're thinking of malaria

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Malaria is a mosquito-borne pathogen. You're thinking of maltodextrin.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell.

You're thinking of The Moops.

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[–] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago

This isn't reddit: malicious

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Moisturizer

Get a brand called Cetaphil and use it on your hands every day or whenever they dry out.

I've worked in construction and I like working as a mechanic in my own vehicles ..... it means my bare hands get exposed to a lot of dirt, sand, mud, metal, oil and chemicals ... which means I have to wash with lots of soap and chemicals. In the winter it's worse in the dry cold air.

So my hands get dry chapped and even cracked and start bleeding. My skin is so cracked and broken now that I can no longer use my finger print ID on my phone. I've tried resetting it multiple times but a new crack forms and then no longer works again.

For years I put up with it and pretended I was a man that didn't need help .... but I got sick and tired of it and started using moisturizer and I really don't care what anyone says about it.

I still get dry cracked skin but not as often and not as severe.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Pain relief O'Keefes. Stuff is miracles.

Am electrician, I carve my hands up all the time.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

I swear by O'Keefes "working hands"

It's one of the few moisturisers that doesn't leave my hands feeling greasy

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I tried a bunch of them including O'Keefes but I'm allergic to something and I've had the skin on my hands break out in blisters. I can abuse them with motor oil and auto chemicals but if some weird skin lotion ingredient gets into a crack in my skin, my skin literally just starts to break down for some reason.

Cetaphil is the only one I've found that doesn't have any weird ingredients .... it was recommended by the dermatologist that treated me during a really bad break out. Haven't had a problem since.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 hours ago

If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just dabbing a tiny bit on the the backs of your fingernails and rubbing them against each other to spread it only on your cuticles. No slimy fingerpads or palms, and it really helps.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Mom turned me onto corn husker's oil. Figured since we shared genes, and it worked for her, might as well. Shit is the bomb. Tiny dab'll do ya, doesn't leave your hands greasy, dries fast, works fast, cheap, all that.

My fingertips split in cold and dry air. Apparently I got a weird gene from great grandma, never met another person with the problem. Tiny crack across the tip, skin dies and turns hard, splits deeper, rinse and repeat. And the pain is stunning, like having an infected splinter stuck in your fingertip. Got that shit this year working outside in February and into March. Only took a few nights of using corn husker's oil, GTG.

[–] De4dSpace@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

My Grannie told me to lotion up and wear rubber gloves while sleeping to help my dry hands. I only did once, but I am now adamant about keeping my hands moisturized and covered during the winter work weeks. My job is messy so I don't mind at all.

I will keep that oil in mind if it ever gets out of hand again.

[–] brezel@piefed.social 8 points 4 hours ago
[–] VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 8 points 4 hours ago (3 children)
[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Great, now there are hands fetishists too?!

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Remorhaz@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

How is that in any way shocking?

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[–] UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 hours ago

Why did I get in this thread 😨

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If having lotion in your hands makes you uncomfortable, try just putting a

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Guys, they got Mouselemming

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BangelaQuirkel@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

I’ve been searching for something

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[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I find just snipping off the skin tags with clippers keeps it from going too far.

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[–] pyr0ball@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

Hello Anxiety, my old friend...

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

Your hands are dry. Use moisturizer. Or lather your hands in Vaseline before bed and sleep with cotton gloves. You will have a new set of hands in the morning.

[–] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Not all fingers, usually only 1 or 2. Now my left index and right thumb has these holes

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

My sibling in Christ Please Drink Some Water

[–] wuzzlewoggle@feddit.org 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Dermatophagia is a bitch.

Get some of that nail polish that prevents you from biting your nails and tastes really sour and put it on your skin instead of your nails. It won't stop you from biting necessarily but it will stop you from unconsciously biting.

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