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[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 63 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Obviously fake. Everybody know MS-13 strictly use Calibri font for their tattoos.

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago

I think comic sans would do a lot for their brand image, honestly.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

No, they are ashamed of the gang and hide the tattoos in code.

I think MS 13 was something like 4 small tattoos of "pot leaf, skull, horse penis, revolver" ... dunno, I forget.

All those gang members with giant stylized "MS 13" tats are posers according to Trump. Real gangsters hide their affiliation in code!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 24 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

You don't understand. Donald Trump literally believes that Kilmar Abrego Garcia's knuckles literally read M-S-1-3.

A video of him saying as much.

A picture of said knuckle tattoo.

He does not realize that the letters and numbers are edited in. He thinks the letters and numbers are part of the tattoos. In Calibri font.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, I knew that. I saw the interview. His advisors or whatever put the letters on to try and make up the story that the tattoo symbols supposedly meant those letters/numbers. Yet Trump is so fucking stupid he thought the Calibri font letters were really tattooed on and refused to admit his error. Trump wanted the interviewer to admit he was right. Trump is the stupidest person I have ever seen. He would likely not have the brains to scrub toilets for a living were he not born wealthy.

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

He's lying. He's stupid, but he's not literally that stupid.

Has Trump ever been known to admit that he was wrong about literally anything in his life? No, he bends reality to suit his will.

Part of the fascist playbook is to never admit you're wrong.

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

No he doesn't. He knows it's fake, but he's lying on purpose so that he can further his agenda to deport anyone he doesn't like to a concentration/death camp.

If he admits that he is wrong about anything, then his entire fascist empire crumbles before his very eyes, so he doesn't.

Fascism relies on an overly confident leader who is perceived as infallible. Admitting wrongness opens the door to people in his cult realizing that Trump can be wrong about things in general.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 16 hours ago

To tiny El Salvador!

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

All joking aside, Is the tardigrade hurt by this process?

[–] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 hours ago

Yes, but he likes the look and he'll be back for a sick arm sleeve 🤘

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

How are you defining "hurt?"

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Like physically as in ouch or socially as in will the other tardigrades shun him?

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Makes me wonder if that was invented because someone from an adjacent lab was denying stealing their tardigrades from the cryofreezer.