"My truck can haul as much as a shopping cart can. Beat that liberals."
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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So my station wagon is a truck now? .... mine can haul about four shopping carts worth of stuff.
My Merc A180 hatchback can carry more than what's in this picture. Truly pathetic.
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Real pound of iron vs pound of feathers energy here
Cars can’t haul bags of soil! Soil is heavy!
The owner also can't park for shit either.
If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.
…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.
But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.
If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.
I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe's trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.
Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.
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Right i fit more into my old Nissan Versa.
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I wouldn't be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.
If it's weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?
It’s also weak against bugs
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So this dude is impressed his car can carry the same weight as a fucking shopping trolley?
LMAO
They are bragging that their truck can handle the same amount of weight as a... Shopping cart
The fact that people think they need a truck for this is the reason there's so many trucks on the road
Yeah seriously, a hot hatch or even the trunk of your average sedan could fit this.
My scion could fit this.
In addition to what the other comment said, cost of multiple deliveries for these goods throughout the year would also be cheaper than buying a truck vs a sedan.
It can haul ... checks notes .... the same amount as a human powered shopping cart.
Congratulations! Your Swastidumpster has the same carrying capacity as 1 (one) standard grocery cart.
A full shopping cart? I can haul that much in the back seat of my Nissan Leaf. And I don't mean the rear cargo area, I mean the back seat.
I can fit that in the trunk of my sedan for crying out loud.
Cybertruck owners love to think their vehicle can do "truck things" without even having a basic understanding of what those things are.
Diogenes: Behold, a truck! (posts just the shopping cart holding the bags)
Literally zero SAG!
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Well this is better than the 2 bags from the other post, but I STILL fit at least that much in the trunk of my Honda fucking civic.
Must love his kid very much to put it in that deathtrap.
I can imagine him bringing the child with him everywhere he goes to prove he’s not a virgin. It never works. Everyone just assumes he’s an uncle, foster parent, etc.
I’m pretty sure a Corolla hatchback can fit more.
My sports coupe fits that in the boot... Looks like 8 bags of soil, probably under 200kg.
Miss, an old, dingy Volvo 740 wagon can carry twice that in its cargo compartment. Could that poor excuse of a vehicle...?:
Carry already-heavy containers containing even heavier liquids
Tow heavy commercial machinery from point A to point B
Haul heavy earth materials like rocks/cement and actual soil
Transport up to five morbidly obese yet muscular construction workers without its frame giving up
I would’ve fit it in my coupe. It doesn’t even have folding back seats.
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If I put the top down didn't have a passenger my Miata could do this.
My Seat Ibiza can carry more.
I think maybe my cargo bike could cart that. Kid included.
Well at least they're happy with what they've got. Embarrassing as it is
Woah. That's crazy.
That shit would fit in the back of my sedan
Yet the stiff suspension of the Chevy Silverado 2500HD is barely tolerable over bumps and potholes until there's about 1000lb of payload.
So, it can haul the equivalent of 2.5 adult humans, or 1 average 'murican.
I could do this much in my fucking peugeot 106...
The fact that Merle felt the need to post this says much more than the post itself.
I had a 1992 VW GTI that routinely transported a 4-piece drumkit (in separate road-cases), associated cymbals/hardware), a 4x12 guitar cab, a 6x10 bass cab, 2 heavy tube amp heads for said cabs, and 4 guitars all in the rear with a comfortable passenger in shotgun. I never considered having to sag brag.
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