this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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If you have a truck and are doing gardening, you drive it to a landscaping supplier and they’ll drop soil in your truck bed with a backhoe by the cubic yard.
…the fuck is taking their truck to Walmart and buying tons of soil in plastic bags?! You’re defeating the entire purpose of having a truck.
But if you bought a Cybertruck, mayhap you don’t understand what trucks are for. Which is forgivable - there’s a lot of that going around these days.
If you need just 8 bags worth, I’d rather get 8 bags and not deal with the hassle of loose soil. Not going to judge them for that. But to be impressed by it is silly; I’ve fit this into my sedan no problem.
I could fit that and more into my Accord coupe's trunk, and have done so several times. This definitely is not the flex he thinks it is.
Yeah like…I wouldn’t even need to put my back seat down to fit that in my fucking golf.
These people not only know anything about trucks, but they also lack knowledge of automobiles in general. Which explains why they thought a cybertruck was a good idea.
It could even fit in a cargo bike
Right i fit more into my old Nissan Versa.
I wouldn't be surprised, if putting the soil in the trunk directly would brick the cybertruck.
If it's weak to water and ground, what type of Pokemon is it?
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It's weak to that too.
Then 💩
Seems like ground/steel type then. Weak to water, ground and fire.
It’s also weak against bugs
Is that soil? The bags say cow manure. (I don't know a hell of a lot about gardening. Maybe that's functionally the same thing??)
Also they're at Lowe's.
Oops, you’re right but it’s still the same scenario. The manure is just a little more expensive and your truck bed smells for longer.