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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

Waitressposting

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why is the aisle so narrow?!

[–] zout@fedia.io 17 points 3 weeks ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago

She’s a giant.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Supermarkets around noon can be quite busy especially on weekdays.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You expect me not to try and get my groceries and a deli sammich for lunch? You think I can motivate myself to do that shit after work?

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mate I did the same for a long time. I'm just saying the meme is odd because it makes it sound like supermarkets at noon are empty, they aren't and you're most likely never going to be the hottest person there.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Being the hottest person at the grocery store is not difficult.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Is this AI? Where else would someone find a single file grocery store isle?

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago

Manhattan. There are some downright claustrophobic Westside Markets

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's possible, though I've been to small local grocery stores in rural areas like this.

[–] Ifera@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Not everything that you don't like is AI, this is just "shitty photoshop" making it feel like it.

‘I dont cook, I dont clean, Lemme tell you how I got this ring’

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

God I hope so, I'm gunning for the goal anyways.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

If you stil have to go to the grocery store you just have a different job. In the real "queen life" your assistants do the shopping for you.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago