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[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

No wonder lesbians are so powerful.

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The cope is strong with these chuds. Convinced that their virginal bodies are by choice. One handy away from dropping all pretense and swimming in soy.

[–] F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

So... the manliest thing is to just be around men, have sex with men and not even touch a woman?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

These are exactly the same people who say that sex is binary and that gender = sex

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Pretty sure that vag juice cures incels. That's why they're so scared.

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[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Yall laughing but I've seen pussy make men do some crazy things.

[–] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do men who eat pussy move to the left, or do left wing men just get more opportunities to eat pussy?

Chicken or the egg for the modern era

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Men on the left are capable of empathy, and caring about people other than themselves. As such they are willing to do something for the benefit of their partner because they are capable of getting joy from their partner's pleasure.

These men literally can't comprehend why someone would care about making their partner happy if they don't directly benefit from it.

[–] jontree255@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I can’t even tell if the bottom comment is satire anymore.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

The only way to avoid this effect is only have sex with men. As long as you keep your socks on while you're being railed, it's not gay.

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fellas, are you actually gay and trans if you make your straight GF cum?

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It is MOST masculine to have hard emotionless sex with another man to avoid the estrogenisation of your penis

[–] Sternburgexport@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Shh no no, let them believe that so they won‘t reproduce

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Col. Ripper ranting about precious bodily fluids

[–] AbnormalHumanBeing@lemmy.abnormalbeings.space 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah, remember that German philosopher? Immanuel Kant, whose last name is pronounced "cunt"? Who ended up kicking off the whole process of modern and ultimately postmodern philosophy? Who most likely had autism (non-judgemental) and some really weird habits (mostly non-judgemental, don't hit your servants, dude) and ideas (somewhat non-judgemental, if you've never seen a person with darker skin in your life, don't write about them).

It was all in the name!

Speaking of philosophers and licking cunts.

[–] udon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Always a bit edgy when people focus on the pronunciation of Kant, instead of its meaning.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God Almighty, these people are mentally ill. Having sex with women is to gay. We're going to wrap around to a misogynistic homosexual society, apparently.

What the actual fuck?

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dude dude dude

Don't call this out. Please let's lean into this one.

Left leaning men eat pussy. So much fucking pussy eating happens at these rallies.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It's true. I used to be a red blooded, conservative American, but that all changed when I showed up as a counter protestor at a Tesla dealership. A woman launched herself at my face, pussy first. I ingested some of her pussy juice and got estrogenized. Now I read books for pleasure, treat women like equals, and I became a vegetarian.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This guys balls are soaked and estrogening his entire body

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[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What prohibition??? Now I'm even more keen

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Prohibited from pleasuring women, to hide the fact that they'd be incapable if they tried /hj

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 1 month ago

But like has any place specifically laws that you can't lingus?

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