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In August 2025, two nearly identical lawsuits were filed: one against United (in San Francisco federal court) and one against Delta Air Lines (in Brooklyn federal court). They claim that each airline sold more than one million “window seats” on aircraft such as the Boeing 737, Boeing 757, and Airbus A321, many of which are next to blank fuselage walls rather than windows.

Passengers say they paid seat-selection fees (commonly $30 to $100+) expecting a view, sunlight, or the comfort of a genuine window seat — and say they would not have booked or paid extra had they known the seat lacked a window.

As reported by Reuters, United’s filing argues that it never promised a view when it used the label “window” for a seat. According to the airline, “window” refers only to the seat’s location next to the aircraft wall, not a guarantee of an exterior view.

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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 201 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

This is so fucking dumb. It has that "boneless wings can contain bones" judgement energy from Ohio awhile back. 🤦🏻

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 97 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

That case does at least make some sense. All meat products can contain bone due to them being from you know animals.

Basically they felt that encountering bones in a meat product is a normal, acceptable, and understood risk.

Now if he was give a plate of boneless wings and each wing was full of bones that would be a different case entirely.

This was an inadvertent bone fragment. Can happen in any meat product.

[–] yuknowhokat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My issue with boneless wings is that they are not Wing meat at all. They're chicken tits.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Hey, just callin to check in with ya! I'm sittin here with two breasts in my hands......chicken breasts! BIG HEARTY LAUGH!!!"

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isnt the drumstick, which is most people’s preferred “wing”, actually the thigh part of a chicken?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world -3 points 1 day ago

no. boneless means without bones. there's no "acceptable risk" when the package says there's no risk.

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I am so tempted to open a wing shop in Columbus and wait for a Justice to come in so I could serve them boned "boneless style" wings.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I didn't follow that story, but if it was over some suit over bone chips, I'd donlt think that it'd be analogous. Normally, "boneless wings" are less-desirable than regular wings. Boneless wings are just reconstituted chicken, so you can use scraps and stuff for them. It's kind of like the relationship between steak and hamburger.

But with hamburger, you can occasionally have a bone chip make it in.

That's in contrast to a window seat, where a window seat is often considered to be preferable, and someone not getting one would feel like they're being mislead as to the actual value of what they're getting.

Like, I wouldn't expect truth-in-advertising issues to come up with boneless chicken; you wouldn't likely wouldn't get boneless chicken wings because of an aversion to bone or something, where that's your main goal.

kagis

Yeah:

https://apnews.com/article/boneless-chicken-wings-lawsuit-ohio-supreme-court-231002ea50d8157aeadf093223d539f8

It doesn't sound like it's a false advertising case with the chicken, but a product safety one.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 1 points 1 day ago

I disagree with the ruling because the bone in question was described as "long, thin". If it was just bone chips, then it wouldn't have caused the complainant issues. Because of that description I think the liability should (ultimately) be on the party the was responsible for deboning the chicken.

I could be wrong about how liability cases work, but I think the Ohio case should have held the restaurant liable for the complainant's injury/distress but allow their findings to be carried into a suit from the restaurant against the supplier of the bag of boneless wings.

No deboning process is going to be perfect, but that's what liability insurance is for. I do think no "long, thin" bones should make it through a reliable deboning process, tho.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Pizza is a vegetable

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

It has that “boneless wings can contain bones” judgement energy from Ohio awhile back

I'd be with ya, but the 'may' here happens through error; not through deception.