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Doesn't matter, now places can sell fully boned pieces as "boneless" without the labor of removing the bone and at the higher price of actually boneless pieces.
No that's not what the judges ruled at all or how civil cases work.
Civil cases do not set precedent in this way. Yes they can be used to support other cases, but in civil court each case is examined through it's own merits.
Even if it did work the way you suggested (it doesn't but for fun), this ruling would only apply to the state of Ohio since it was ruled on by that state's court. Meaning companies would then have to produce Ohio exclusive boneless wings with bones and distribute them only in Ohio. Which would be not only be expensive, but also ensure their customers stop buying their product.
Yup as soon as this happened all the restaurants stopped removing bones from the wings and now boneless wings are impossible to get thanks to this ruling we are famished
Had a McDonald’s chicken nugget the other day. Entirely bone.
The little boot nugget even still had chicken toe bones.