Whelks_chance

Finally, thanks I've been trying to remember the name of this for ages

I'm not sure there is a correct way to do this

Oh good god

I have the opposite issue with helm charts, where true and false are very, very loosely defined.

This is why I ask for the schema at the same time as asking for (even example) data at the start of a project. Don't tell me you have the data, give me proof there's a standardized structure, or the length of the project just tripled.

The fix might be 5 mins. Figuring out wtf was wrong in the first place is the time consuming bit. Especially if the report doesn't contain a repeatable process to trigger the error condition.

Put it in the backlog and we'll prioritise it in the next sprint planning. Except we've already got a good idea of what's going in to the next sprint, so we'll probably get to it in a month. Or two. End of the year tops. Bring it up in the quarterly planning if we haven't finished it yet, and maybe we can squeeze it in before Q2. Unless the win the ACME project in which case all hands will be on that, so actually plan for it to be in production by Xmas. No, the one after that.

Similarly, if I even breathe in deeply, it's taken as a sign that I'm preparing to go for a walk, and therefore it's party time.

Isn't this a standup routine?

Wholesome

Yup, not giving food to the "debate me" sea lion.

Right, I'd just get their account number and sort code, and can transfer securely for free, normally immediately or at least within 2 hours if their bank also uses SWIFT, which they all do.