This is definitely on the horizon and future generations won’t even be aware of a time when you didn’t pay a subscription for every aspect of life. (TikTok screencap)
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We've seen how this goes: Eventually if you need a new fridge, you won't have a choice.
It's just like smart TVs.
Smart tvs aren't as bad of a concept as smart fridges. A smart TV is better at being a TV than it otherwise would be, purely because it is smart. A fridge doesn't have that. There is no way that a fridge can be better at being a fridge by being smart.
It’s all about marketing. “This smart fridge uses quantum AI technology to do neural scans of the contents of your fridge, allowing it to adjust the temperature and humidity perfectly for your food, making it crisp and moist!”
That fridge competes with a dumb fridge from a budget brand that costs 200 to 300 bucks. You can even get self-defrosting ones at that price point.
Unlike TVs, which need to display content, fridges can work just fine when they're just a heat pump, a thermostat, a light bulb, and an insulated box (and optionally also a fan and a heating element). The biggest technical difference between a cheap fridge today and one from the 50s is in materials and using an LED bulb.
I mean, smart fridge COULD be scanning its contents and adjusting the cooling intensity based on that. My dumb fridge always freezes vegetables because even when set to lowest setting the cooling is too much.
But corpos would rathed stuff ads everywhere instead of making actually usefull upgrades.
Looks around at where product design is usually heading
I mean, a smart fridge COULD be scanning it's contents and adjust the displayed ads and sold data about you based on that.
Yes, and use the contents it has scanned to sell to advertisers.
If the lowest setting freezes your food, turn it up.
Lettuce is the only food that can be simultaneously crisp and moist
What about onions?
You keep moist onions in your refrigerator?
Sometimes I only need half an onion, and the rest goes in the fridge
But you still don't want to keep it moist
You don't want onions to have that fresh juicy cronch?
You wanna drink a tall glass of onion juice?
It's about as appealing as a glass of lettuce juice, haha
Nope. A TV's sole job is to shit photons into my eyes. I have different appliances to tell it which photons those should be.
They could be in theory. But they are designed to bring a lot of terrible interface choices into the mix, so a basic screen where you just pick the input source and delegate the "smart" parts to something you control can end up being more comfortable.
A true smart fridge would be great.
An actual smart fridge would do things like scan everything you put in it, so you'd know that you had leftover lasagne from 4 days ago that was about to go bad. It would know its full contents, and where they were (like that you had some kimchi on the 4th shelf in the back), and when they were going to expire. And it would do it without you having to change how you used the fridge, like stopping to carefully scan everything you put in or took out. AFAIK some smart fridges do some of that, but not all.
I disagree. The one of the few smart thing i don't want in my house is a smart tv, because it's really just a subpar computer being build into a TV, and higher spec cost too much. I don't want to change a TV every 3 to 5 years because the computer part degraded and make using the TV impossible. I can use my PC for that.
The one smart feature I could see useful on a fridge would be for it to send me some sort of notification if the door is left open. Perhaps it could also send a notification if the temperature inside gets too warm (or too cold) - which assuming the door is shut would probably mean the fridge is broken.
With that said, I'm perfectly happy with a dumb box that gets cold inside and has a simple electro-mechanical switch to turn the light on when the door is opened.
Or...
Beep if the door is open.
Regulate the temperature automatically.
No AI.
And cars.
Indeedy.
Unless there begins to exist a new business based around lobotomizing smart devices.
Manufacturers will add "security features", then sue the new lobotomizer business for tampering with DRM
And so the lobotomizers cite right-to-repair laws
What are those? It takes years to make the smallest iota of progress with right to repair.
In the US, maybe
Of course. Europe is smarter than that.
Unfortunately, even fixing a smart fridge without the manufacturer's consent is a crime punishable with hundreds of thousands of dollars in fines and possibly prison time.
And everyone needs a new fridge every 3-5 years now because they're all pieces of shit.
Get a cold basement, or get some rare vintage fridge, or stop using anything that needs refrigeration is my plan.