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[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 93 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I shit you not, this has gotten me out of trouble dozens of times. Any time I get pulled over I pull out the "golly jeez" and "oh dang" and proceed to talk the cop's ear off about the fine minutia of my incredibly boring day.

Once got pulled over in a tiny town at 3am in a boaty cadillac with a dope sticker on the back windshield. Watched the cop go from "drug bust of the century" to "please don't let anyone see me here" in about 4min. Literally watched the man's will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.

[–] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 2 days ago

Are you an energy vampire?

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.

He's probably old school and plays or 3rd edition rules. He just couldn't stand hearing you blaspheme his game.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it ain't got THAC0, it ain't D&D.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah, I played both 2.0 and 2.5. Gygax was just a math and numbers geek who tried to gatekeep with over complication.

4.0 is NOT D&D. 1.0 barely qualifies as D&D.

2.0, 2.5, 3.0, 3.5, and 5.0 all have their upsides and downsides.

Dont talk to cops, unless you can make it a kind of torture?

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spend a year working in a retirement home. Then mirror that energy and just commit wholly to the bit.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Yeah idk what it is about them, but old people love to ramble on about anything and everything. I kind of like it honestly, I can just listen to their infodumping and occasionally say short sentences and phrases and they keep the entire conversation going for me.