The picture shows "SSECRETARY." The quote shows "SSECRERARY." Maybe I'm missing a joke, but it looks like a typo to me?
Not a fan of mayo, but otherwise that sounds amazing.
I'm looking forward to being in a retirement home. Imagine the LAN parties.
True, but also fitting typo.
I don't know; I'm not proud of my genitalia, but I sincerely am not ashamed of it. Other than because I might scandalize them, I wouldn't be embarrassed to send it to a disinterested party. It's part of me. Some people might enjoy it.
I think not putting it on OnlyFans is mostly because I'm not proud, not because I'm embarrassed. And if I make a mistake sharing it, well, I think an apology is appropriate.
Linus looks like he is holding a sonic screwdriver.
My parents are both long gone, but if I had sent either of them a picture of my genitalia (at least as an adult), I would've just followed up with something like "sorry, that was meant for someone else." Why be embarrassed? People like seeing other people's genitalia - and boobs. Nothing wrong with it.
edit: Remove duplicate words.
Newman.
It seems like you'd need to do at least one of those things.
It's cool that that letter migrated seven spaces over.
There were a lot of good things that happened, but a lot of things I wouldn't mind having have skipped.
Nothing to add here.
Now it's a genre.
I'm not really sure why.
Yesterday I hurt myself sufficiently that I wasn't really able to leave my bed. As such, I did three things: work, sleep and read. I did technically eat, but I couldn't sit up long enough to finish my meal. I did not shower, sadly.
Anyway, because that's not the first time this has happened, I keep a cache of books in my bed to read when I'm immobilized. Most recently it was these two. The one on the right is the one I started last night and the one on the left is the sequel.
Out of the corner of my eye, I keep thinking they're the same book. They're both from 2019, so it's not impossible AI was involved, but it's not terribly likely.
edit: Visuals aside, it's a pretty good series. The books pictured are numbers eleven and twelve and I like the characters enough to have made it this far into the series.
But there's something about them I find distracting.
I didn't think my cats would care, but since my dog died, Maze has been ... Aggressively affectionate. To the point that I need to shoo her away if I need any alone time. She wasn't this loving any time over her past fifteen years or so of life and didn't seem like she cared about the dog, but she's been completely transformed since then.
I mean, just look at it.
edit: For anyone wondering, it's from the first few seconds of HARDY - Sold Out.
They almost blend together.
Newbie was a rescue from a dog fighting house. According to the shelter from which we got her, they couldn't get her to fight, so they used her for breeding. For her entire life with us, she had scars from where they tied her down for breeding... But despite coming from the most abusive background imaginable, she was the absolute sweetest dog. She was in my life for about a decade and, other than in her sleep, I never once heard her make an aggressive sound.
Unfortunately, she died a few years ago from a failing pancreas. She's the only dog I ever had to choose to let die. I wish she were still here.
edit: She was really stinky, though.
Right ... I wasn't referring to the first two letters. Or, indeed, the image.
edit: To be perfectly clear, I did miss the implication of the "SS," but I wasn't talking about that. The commenter to whom I was responding misspelled "Secretary." Not with the double S - not disregarding the importance of that, I just wasn't talking about that. Rather that the double S, I was commenting on the fact that a T was (I think) mistyped as an R.
However, I do appreciate you drawing my attention to the relevance of the part that wasn't a typo.