If she can take away your man that easily, he wasn't worth your time.
toynbee
I used to work with a guy whose first name was Lordprince. His parents must have had high hopes for him.
That's Nathan for you.
This is what I see, too.
Happy two days before the day after Christmas!
See also: Red Dwarf.
Sounds like a damned good mom. Kudos to her for working so hard.
Your gif upsets me.
Wasn't knowing obscure knowledge the concept of Encyclopedia Brown?
Happy to be of service!
Whenever I see this, I think of an Encyclopedia Brown story. I don't remember the whole story, but somehow culpability for the crime he was investigating was proven by initials that had been carved in a tree long ago and thus were now high up on the tree, as it had apparently grown considerably in the interim.
He proved that this was fraudulent, as trees grow from the top rather than the bottom, so the initials would have been at roughly the height at which they were initially placed.
edit: Grammar.
Bill Engvall?