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[–] Bort@sh.itjust.works 53 points 22 hours ago (4 children)
[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 22 hours ago

Unbelievable

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 8 points 15 hours ago

Funny, that movie was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down" in English.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The tagline makes it even funnier

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

As someone who only speaks English, that movie poster is clearly just using Simlish. Gjor deg klar? For rosh tid! Sui sui, haha! relationship improved

[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 3 points 15 hours ago

If this bus drops under 50 MPH, you’re gonna see some serious shit.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 32 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

"fart" is colloquial swedish for speed, but it's not used on signs like that. as mentioned previously the correct word is "hastighetskontroll", but we don't actually have signs like that for permanent speed cameras. those signs are blue, and just depict a camera.

when "fart" appears on signs, the actual meaning is akin to "travel" or "fare", like german "fahr-" words. so we have "sjöfart" (seafaring), "rymdfart" (space travel), "fartvind" (wind rushing by when moving quickly), "uppfart" (driveway) and, importantly for signs, "utfart" and "infart" (exit and entry for vehicles).

my favorite of this is a sign nearby on a narrow road that warns about multiple exits with no sight lines.

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[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 31 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I know this is old, but it is a bit irksome that this post is titled "Fact of the day" when it can't even keep its facts straight about which country does what.

Those signs aren't from Sweden. Our traffic agency (who prints the signs) doesn't use 'fart' meaning 'speed' - except for 'gångfartsområde', 'walking speed area', which disappointingly enough doesn't even have the text on it - but mainly uses 'hastighet' meaning 'velocity'. Other commenters in this thread have posted examples of 'fart' in a different meaning being used on Swedish traffic signs.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 16 hours ago

both the E47 and E55 also don't exist in sweden, E55 is only signposted up until køge in denmark.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] chellomere@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hah, just wait until you get to the slutstation!

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

Every station is a slutstation when you're with me, baby.

[–] PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Nah. Just let it rip.You'll have to get used to each other's farts eventually. Might as well get it over with right on the first date.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago

It's less about the fart itself, more about demonstrating that you're capable of restraint.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago

I'm blowing past that limit

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago

Always practice fartkontrol, when you go to the slutstation.

[–] kfr@sh.itjust.works 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's not the fart that kills, but the smell.

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 19 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

For the uninitiated: This is a Swenglish joke, a mistranslation of "It's not the speed(/fart) that kills, but the impact(/smäll)"

[–] TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago
[–] bremen15@feddit.org 12 points 23 hours ago

That kind of speed is called hastighet in Swedish..

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 11 points 16 hours ago

My wife and me are always chuckling when in Germany taking the Ausfahrt.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 10 points 18 hours ago

English: ride to art museum

German: Fahrt zum Kunstmuseum

[–] MudMan@fedia.io 10 points 1 day ago

I have to say, I normally find the "ha-ha, this word sounds like something else in English" stuff to be a bit... provincial, but I'll admit some are a bit

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[–] manigordo@lemy.lol 9 points 16 hours ago

I'd probably be pull over by the police officers everyday.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

this post stinks

[–] matelt@feddit.uk 4 points 21 hours ago

I will never not laugh at this

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What is that 2 - 12 kmh sign? A speed limit for a pedestrian road?

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 19 points 22 hours ago

I guess you need to expect your farts being controlled over the next 2-12 km.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Thor is that you?

[–] MissyBee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 22 hours ago

I am only learning this now??!?!