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[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

The suit is not finished, but we'll send the missing parts a few days later! Promise! Wink wink!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

I want to see proof that there's no worm in his knuckle.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I'm out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?... George Carling was the greatest!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir...nah get in the box!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.

Like probably you'll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

Good news everyone!!!!!

Microsoft Ctrl-C copy is now fully AI!

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

He doesn't care. He wants it to tank because then he can buy it out and go fully private again.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 2 weeks ago

Look mah! I fixed the laptop! You just go here, pick a new laptop and they send you one right away! In the mail! Its just 14,000,000 Google points! Pretty cheap right?

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