Hossenfeffer

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 23 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

I see your dick pic and raise. A dick and pussy pic:

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 13 hours ago

Well done, you have passed the first test!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (3 children)

English mustard with pork, Dijon with beef. The exception to this rule is that American mustard is acceptable on hotdogs and burgers.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 18 hours ago

Cthulhu the Pooh?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Teleportation. Most superpowers would be either useless on a day-to-day basis or - as another commenter suggested - would make you too inhuman to continue to have meaningful interpersonal relations with other normal humans.

And it would allow you to have a croissant in Paris for breakfast, spend the morning strolling along a beach in the Caribbean, pop across to a great barbecue place in Texas for lunch, pass the afternoon exploring the ruins of Pompei before an evening meal of scallops in Hobart. Even just not worrying about the daily commute, always being able to 'port home to use your own toilet during the day, just mundane stuff like that would be grand.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

5 October 1974: Guildford pub bombings: IRA bombs exploded in two pubs frequented by off-duty British military personnel. Four soldiers and a civilian were killed and 44 injured.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

OG Mini. So, yes, had a manual clutch. Now, 40-something years later I'm driving an automatic for the first time because they don't make the car I wanted at the spec. I wanted in a manual.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’ve heard the end of the ponytail has a sharp blade concealed in it and he knows some wicked kung fu moves with it.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

Fuck you, I'm not predicatable, I'm reliable.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dr Who. It was going great, the 4th doctor was the best ever, and then they ended the entire thing with him regenerating into Tristan Farnon. Don't think they made any after that.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why stop there? Why not Alien vs Predator Vs Terminator Vs Peter Pan Vs Robin Hood?

I don't know what DCeU is.

 

My WiFi is ‘Secret Rebel Base’.

My neighbours have added ‘Jabba the Hub’, ‘Obi Lan Kenobi’, and ‘Red WiFi-ve Standing By’. This makes me happy.

Anyone else live in a neighbourhood that embraces this kind of WiFi silliness?

 

Oh, Edmund, can it be true that I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
 

Er, the title pretty much explains. My wife listens to podcasts and falls asleep to them but I can't not listen to a human voice so I listen to (ideally instrumental) music.

Anyone else? If so, what do you put on to drift away to?

 
 
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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/fedigrow@lemm.ee
 

Come join us at Cooking with fire!

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

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We also just slap meat on the grill:

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but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

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If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al for pointing me here!

 

Even beats the sublime John Player Specials Lotus livery.

 

When will news media stop falling for this shit?

Oh, yes, when it stops generating clicks. I am part of the problem.

 

This year, like every year, I have spunked a truly obscene amount of money away on anonymous Valentine’s gifts.

If you have received an anonymous card or gift, it’s pretty safe to say I sent it. I don’t want thanks, I just love to bring a little love and joy into the world.

You’re all welcome.

 

Sorry for the absolute potato quality!

 

Looking for a UK pixelfed server. One choice.

Do any furries have naked molerat as their fursona?

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