Just let me upload my consciousness to a machine and I'll have every body part replaced as soon as I can afford it.
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we can give you the free plan, but it comes in a few flavours:
- No ads. 150 years of hedonistic virtual bliss (5 years realtime), then we put you to unceasing torturous work for the remainder of your lease (20 years) before bucketing you out for another customer.
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little me had a crush on her growing up and tbh I still stand by it
Even when she did a shell sponsorship, as in visiting an oil rig and spreading oil company propaganda.
fantasies can include lube
Funny, creative, smart woman that makes a living messing around with building cool stuff... was there anyone that didn't have at least a little crush on her?
IDK why but the dude in the background sitting in the plane like that is cracking me up.
scale. you don't see aircraft that tiny being piloted by guys that big often.
Yeah, I'm trans.
Transhumanist 🦿🦾
When you ask a Mechanicus player what their type is: 316 stainless.
I’ve got a pair of leaf scoops that you wear on your wrists and it’s the closest thing to using the Aliens power-loader I’ve experienced.
Bro is training to become bagger 288