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I feel like that's probably the one thing a vehicle marketed as bullet-proof needs to be... like, actually bullet-proof.

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 90 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

These things look even dumber as cop cars.

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 29 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

robocop was supposed to be absurd and cautionary :(

[–] kyonshi@piefed.social 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It was a satire, but the wrong people took it as aspirational

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Just like Starship Troopers.

[–] m33@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

But...but... They are doing their part, right?

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 62 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Imagine being a billionaire in the mood to be generous and making a large donation... and that's the best you can come up with. Giving 10 cars to the police. WTF.

[–] nulluser@lemmy.world 36 points 18 hours ago

The police were probably about to open an investigation into said billionaire for child sex trafficking. Sadly, all of the evidence just suddenly went missing.

[–] Yoddel_Hickory@piefed.ca 10 points 8 hours ago

This isn't a donation, this is free advertising for Musk to have the police rolling around Vegas in his trucks.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 55 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The funny thing about them not being bulletproof will be the batteries getting pierced setting off a fire while they’re locked in.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 25 points 17 hours ago

I love that for them

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 51 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

They aren’t even waterproof.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 16 hours ago

That's why they are in Las Vegas

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 49 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Fun facts I've gathered up...

  • 10 Cybertrucks were donated to Las Vegas police.
  • Las Vegas haven't noted whether to keep or sell them.
  • Any vehicle going into police duty must be "upfitted" aka upgraded with a police package (lights, siren, comms, armor, etc).
  • Police prefer a certain known standard performance vehicle specs for duty (horsepower, towing, speed, mass, manuvrrability, etc). Teslas are too young to have demonstrated anything of this.
  • Some out-of-spec police cars (e.g.- retired, siezed, donated) might get another use as community outreach vehicles (D.A.R.E. cars).
  • Article states an upfitting company named UP.FIT {corrected name} Las Vegas, aka UNPLUGGED PERFORMANCE ®. They are not a preferred public service vehicle upfitter, as they ONLY modify Teslas and only Teslas for contract.
  • Sheriff McMahill is an uneducated media regurgitator.
[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Wait they're still doing DARE after it was shown to increase drug use among teens?

DARE is where I learned to make crack, and made my list of drugs I wanted to try.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

A sociology professor of mine worked her first job for Rand. Her assignment was to determine the effectiveness of DARE. She found that it was only effective on eighth grade boys. Rand thanked her, paid her, and shelved the report, because this was the Reagan era.

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Sounds like it is exactly doing what it should. Give the police more to do in the future.

[–] human@slrpnk.net 31 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Embracing the dystopian aesthetic.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 2 points 18 hours ago

Who else to blaze the trail than the enforcement arm?

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 26 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't Las Vegas also buy his stupid loop?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 8 hours ago

And the entire city is going broke because of ridiculous costs and xenophobic policies towards tourists. Those tunnels will be homeless shelters in a few years.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 22 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

The original design had a 3/16" stainless shell and some very special glass, especially the windshield. I know that the production model is just a similar-shaped cast aluminum Tesla frame with appliance-grade stainless sheets glued to it. It's basically a different vehicle from what they showed off.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 13 points 15 hours ago

I'm not convinced its appliance grade after the talks about it tarnishing

[–] 1D10@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

A youtube creator showed what the said was a production car being shot with various calibers, the .22 barely dented it and if I remember right it resisted everything up to .45. My issue with that is I've seen the body panels and seen people proving its just the same stainless that a refrigerator has, and about the thickness of any car door, and I put .22 rnds threw both of them many times.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 14 points 17 hours ago

There’s a jerryrigeverything video linked in the article. It barely holds up to a 9mm and falls to a .17.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

How is this not false advertising?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

When Musk does it is just puffery

[–] AlphaOmega@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Has anyone tried a pellet gun?

[–] MyMindIsLikeAnOcean@piefed.world 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The Musk phenomenon is so strange. I live in Canada, and I’ve made multiple people absolutely melt down over the smallest criticism of him.

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

Teach us your ways. This sounds almost blissful.

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 17 hours ago

Good the cops shouldn't be protected while they protect the status quo and serve as an enforcer of most things wrong.

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago

They can't compete with a 20 year old crown vic

https://www.pontiacperformance.net/TechArticles/CV_BallisiticPanels.html

It's a sad joke.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah. A vehicle known for trapping occupants when damaged, then burning them alive. Are you sure that’s the kind of vehicle you want to be in when it gets shot at?

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That is exactly the kind of vehicle I want ICE to find themselves in. Makes em' melt like butter.

[–] hark@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Not melt like ice?

[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 hours ago

It probably doesn't matter if they are actually bulletproof. They'll be used as propaganda show cars, or personal vehicles for the brass, and never called into actual service.

No one in their right mind is going to pick the "bulletproof" cybertruck over an armored Bearcat in a scenario where they expect to be shot at. For non-tactical applications they're no more or less bulletproof than a standard potrol vehicle.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago

Problem? Idk, personally I kinda prefer Nazis to not be bullet proof.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

Every speeder just driving up on the sidewalk to completely disable their pursuer.

“Ed, turn here. This road has speed bumps.”

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 9 points 14 hours ago

I bet it looks great in the maintenance bay every three days.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 16 hours ago

I see Elon Musk has a new venture: coffin making.

[–] BenM2023@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

They are just about as bullet proof as the cars are self driving. Dunno why anyone might think that they would actually be bullet proof, given Musk's track record...

/s

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Shh!

Let them find out.

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

I need more proof. I don't believe they aren't, someone prove it.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago
[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago

Originally, I thought the stainless steel cybertrucks were bulletproof, sad to see that it couldn't even take a hammer.

[–] Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I mean they are, who in their right mind would shoot a police car!? But I guess that is America. Crazy

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Someone who is or is about to be attacked or killed by the police I'd imagine.

[–] Vile_port_aloo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Fly with the crows...