this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2025
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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This society kills my sobriety

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

This goes hard. Damn.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Six and a half weeks sober from weed and counting! Trying to make it to 2026

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey your insomnia is probably better by now! How were the wild dreams?

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The insomnia was the hardest part for me since as a daily user I would previously fall asleep within seconds of my head hitting the pillow. The dreams were incredibly vivid - and the nightmares. 😨 Trying to really reign it in in 2026.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

This happened to me too! I also started an SSRI for my anxiety and my psychologist said that would cause my dreams to be more vivid too. I had a dream last night that I accidentally ripped my back skin off and had to go to the emergency room. Then I had to live with my, all of sudden, crack head father in a hostile while I was recovering from surgery. Sometimes they feel like they're nightmares when I wake up but so real when dreaming.

[–] deltaspawn0040@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Excellent fuck yeah

[–] korendian@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I believe in you. My latest record was one week.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (14 children)

Health is for losers.
Go on a Rager that people will talk about for decades.

(You may want to consider what community you're posting in)

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I'm gonna post wholesome stuff even harder now

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I'm gonna take a shot for every wholesome post let's let's fuckin goooooo

I mean that's fine, as long as you're aware that people shitcomment on shitposts

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago
[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would but I don't have any bulldozers or thick steel plating

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[–] michaelalf@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

19 months and 6 days sober... but a Lemmy post told me what to do, so I'm going to get fucking drunk.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Isolde@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Let’s all stay healthy and safe so we can experience the pain and torment that is surely in our future β™₯️

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A week away from 2 years without a drink and damn this year's been testing me real fucking hard, I nice cold whisky and cola would go down real fucking nice right now.

[–] arnitbier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You got this man, fuck that feeling, your a warm motherfucker and you don't need whiskey for that to be so

Hope you stay whatever you want and become whatever you can be too, this world ain't got shit on you, sorry about the year but its not your last one

Keep strong, stay badass, rooting for you from here✌

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

1 week from 2 years sober. Feels good, man

[–] H3mp79@lemmy.today 3 points 22 hours ago

1 week from 60 days. Way to go!

[–] patrlim@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

I've been drunk like twice, both times sucked, not doing it again.

I'm drunk as I read this.

[–] GFGJewbacca@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago

I could easily see her make a statement like this. I believe in based Samus.

[–] korendian@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Counter point: Continuing to fuck over my health will bring an end to this hellish existence sooner. πŸ˜…πŸ˜Ά

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Had highball couple of days back and Shochu yesterday. Starting drinking in style, at the tender age of mid-30s.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But... being drunk is the only time when I am social...

I drink when I feel like it. I felt like it once last year and twice this year. I've went five years without so much as a beer. I know though that there are those out there that have a problem with moderation and its important they don't imbibe even once.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What client did you post this with? Trying to debug why it's a link instead of the image.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 17 hours ago

Thanks Mr. Metroid!

[–] andxz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

But why, though?

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 points 1 day ago

I say, go with the intrusive thoughts.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Day 3 for me. Not giving it up for good, just taking a much needed tolerance break (which I should do way more often than twice a year.)

Usually I compensate for lack of alcohol with more energy drinks, but I'm off those too and it fucking sucks.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But if you decide to, I've got plenty of booze. I'm not much of a drinker but I have accumulated a collection via various sources and enjoy sharing.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Slow down mefistofeles

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