That is fucking hilarious, esp the cell service requirement for you to, you know, open and shut the doors on the vehicle.
this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2025
142 points (99.3% liked)
Cyberstuck
920 readers
243 users here now
A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.
No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!
founded 3 months ago
MODERATORS
Requiring cell service for anything on a vehicle is an absurd "will not buy this product" requirement, even on a pure electric vehicle. I routinely (and intentionally) drive my vehicles out of cell range many times a summer.
Many underground parking garages don't have cell coverage. It's really, really stupid to build a car like that
I haven't experienced that in a very long time, but I do remember it certainly used to be the case. I imagine it still is in some areas. I need to travel quite far from my city to experience it these days.
Yeah it’s a crazy requirement
It did say there were manual controls too
We nearly suffocated, could open doors and the tent mode is no good for being used as a tent and we couldn't use the all electric vehicles electricity while it was charging.
10/10 heil Musk's
Lmao. Car camping in my rav4: Pull up. Pop the hatch. (Optional) install magnetic bug screen on hatch opening. Blow up air mattress using car’s 2-prong plug. Sleep.
So long as it’s not raining sideways, I can even keep it open during storms. My car has something called “intelligent design” in which water is sent away from the hatch door, even when open.
Looking at “Cybergirl’s” pfp tells me everything I need to know about this person.
My god she even has a Karen-style haircut and apparently owns multiple Teslas. She must be a real piece of work.
"Camping"
I'd love to call it Glamping, but it's too ghetto for that.
Ghamping?
Fuck it, nailed it first try. I'm in.
Sounds super unpleasant
Plug the car into a power source and yet the outlets in the vehicle don’t work. So don’t forget an extra extension cord (or two)…
Jeez…
Each paragraph was crazier than the last. I audibly gaspedwhen I read "50 psi" for a tire.
That is not that abnormal. Wait till you hear about light truck tires.
I think my truck tires are 70 psi, but I got a 3/4 ton diesel. My truck does (can do if I had a need) truck things with all those psi.
My 3/4 ton Suburban ran 85.
My fucking bicycle does 65
Just buy a tent and camp like us poors.
How could you ever camp without proper power supply!? The horror! /s
In the old days we knew what to do about people who sleep in a vault.
...ask why they're sleeping in a vault?
You just had to raise the stakes in the conversation, didn't you?
It has a tent mode?
Also car camping as a concept sounds awful
It's great if you like naps. Like, really like them, like I do. You can even get an inflatable mattress for most hatchback cars. With an electric car, you typically can run just the climate control, so it's a great mobile nap machine.
Car camping in a break could be nice. With the seat lowered, a mattress and the trunk open and you would have a room to connect to a tent, but how can you do such a thing with a cybertruck?
Also do you bring a fridge to go camping for a weekend. Electric coolers are already a grey camping zone. $
What sort of hillbilly mélange of units is Wh/mi?
What's wrong with J/m?
2.4 miles per kwh is awful, just stupidly low efficiency for what is bring used as a recreational vehicle. Anything under 3 is hard work on long road trips.
Bolt EV gang... I get 4+ all day every day!
.... its typically not cold enough to need my heater though