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[–] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

How does injecting resin down there produce sexual pleasure?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 26 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (3 children)

I'm just guessing, but I'm betting they were either trying to make a custom-fit buttplug or really liked the fantasy of being sealed up and figured it'd work loose like superglue does.

Edit: this paper is pure gold, highly recommend looking it up. The photos of the removed epoxy are eyewatering, yet oddly enchanting...

A 27-year-old unemployed young man presented with lower abdominal discomfort following injection of a liquid adhesive per rectum 5 hours previously. He injected the viscous liquids into his rectum via a dual-chambered glue gun, resulting in an instantaneous exothermic reaction that caused the mixture to solidify and become fixed internally. He had no previous history of bowel disorder or psychiatric disturbance. The patient admitted he had done this for anal erotic enjoyment

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 19 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

at least he didn't say he "fell on it" and it was totally an accident

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to claim you wrre doing some naked woodworking

[–] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Look, I'm not saying I admit anything, but speaking purely hypothetically, if I were to do some naked woodworking, I'd be extra careful about it.

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm actually disappointed he didn't have some goofy explanation.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 41 minutes ago

Did it stick to the rectal walls

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 minute ago

Ohhh! Dual chamber glue gun!??? Why didn't you mention that earlier??!

I've got just the thing! Its a double chamber glue gun epoxy cured in the ass hole remover creme!

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 10 points 4 hours ago
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
  1. people are stupid and this is all just hypothetical
  2. <you should read this one in Badge 502's voice>NO!

with those disclaimers... I suspect they were trying to make a mold of their poopchute and didn't think it all the way through. I'm not sure if that was then going to be directly used, or if it was going to be used as a negative for something else... but that's my guess.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 minutes ago

That's actually pretty clever. I mean it's totally stupid, but I could see a world where that makes sense.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

If someone is searching for that paper, here you go

Edit: The reference list sounds like the who-is-who of shitposts.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 2 points 19 minutes ago

Thank you! I like reading bizarre stuff sometimes and this sounds crazy. Another commenter said the paper was comedy gold so let's see what it's all about.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 35 minutes ago

Oh

Oh no

Uncured resin up the ass is definitely gonna give you ass cancer

[–] korendian@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

What with all these people putting the most bizarre substances in their ass?

[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

They want to experiment with their ass, but they can't buy a dildo or plug because "that'd be gay" so they fetch any roughly cylindrical object around.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 44 minutes ago (1 children)

as a female-originated person turned to non-binary pansexual person:

this is true

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 minutes ago

One imagines that this is just as common among vagina-havers, due to either age-based or cultural unavailability of proper toys, but it's harder to lose something in the vagene than the 100 feet or whatever of intestines.

[–] WandowsVista@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 6 minutes ago

That's why you should always do butt casts only with a condom, or when you're dead. Nobody cares if you're dead. Just pour the stuff, let it cure and rip it out quick. No issues if you're dead already. Or you can buy a copy of a butt cast from someone who's dead already. Keep it safe guys! Keep it safe!

Rectum? Damn near killed him!