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[–] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

How does injecting resin down there produce sexual pleasure?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 31 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (4 children)

I'm just guessing, but I'm betting they were either trying to make a custom-fit buttplug or really liked the fantasy of being sealed up and figured it'd work loose like superglue does.

Edit: this paper is pure gold, highly recommend looking it up. The photos of the removed epoxy are eyewatering, yet oddly enchanting...

A 27-year-old unemployed young man presented with lower abdominal discomfort following injection of a liquid adhesive per rectum 5 hours previously. He injected the viscous liquids into his rectum via a dual-chambered glue gun, resulting in an instantaneous exothermic reaction that caused the mixture to solidify and become fixed internally. He had no previous history of bowel disorder or psychiatric disturbance. The patient admitted he had done this for anal erotic enjoyment

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 22 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

at least he didn't say he "fell on it" and it was totally an accident

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to claim you wrre doing some naked woodworking

[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Look, I'm not saying I admit anything, but speaking purely hypothetically, if I were to do some naked woodworking, I'd be extra careful about it.

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm actually disappointed he didn't have some goofy explanation.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 1 points 37 minutes ago

not many available explanations for 330ml of epoxy. I'm sure he tried to find one, but i'd be hard pressed to find one in the short timespan on the way to the ER.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

Million in one shot doc, million in one.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

Ohhh! Dual chamber glue gun!??? Why didn't you mention that earlier??!

I've got just the thing! Its a double chamber glue gun epoxy cured in the ass hole remover creme!

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 2 points 39 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago)

Someone else gave a link to it:

https://anarchist.nexus/comment/1720298 < comment

https://www.emse.fr/~zimmermann/RAFT/RAFTpapers/Examples/nocomment.pdf. < The actual paper

You're right it was crazy to read. It's wild what people will do, I was actually impressed by the other case they cited that was similar where a guy got concrete poured in and it cured. They were able to give him relaxers and get the concrete out without surgery. Too bad the glue stuck to the inner walls and couldn't get taken out without surgery. What an absolutely wild thing to put up your ass though - like I'm not here to shame anyone but just put stuff up there that's not gonna fucking kill you.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Did it stick to the rectal walls

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
  1. people are stupid and this is all just hypothetical
  2. <you should read this one in Badge 502's voice>NO!

with those disclaimers... I suspect they were trying to make a mold of their poopchute and didn't think it all the way through. I'm not sure if that was then going to be directly used, or if it was going to be used as a negative for something else... but that's my guess.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

That's actually pretty clever. I mean it's totally stupid, but I could see a world where that makes sense.