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I'm just guessing, but I'm betting they were either trying to make a custom-fit buttplug or really liked the fantasy of being sealed up and figured it'd work loose like superglue does.
Edit: this paper is pure gold, highly recommend looking it up. The photos of the removed epoxy are eyewatering, yet oddly enchanting...
at least he didn't say he "fell on it" and it was totally an accident
Missed opportunity to claim you wrre doing some naked woodworking
Look, I'm not saying I admit anything, but speaking purely hypothetically, if I were to do some naked woodworking, I'd be extra careful about it.
I'm actually disappointed he didn't have some goofy explanation.
not many available explanations for 330ml of epoxy. I'm sure he tried to find one, but i'd be hard pressed to find one in the short timespan on the way to the ER.
Million to one shot doc, million to one.
Ohhh! Dual chamber glue gun!??? Why didn't you mention that earlier??!
I've got just the thing! Its a double chamber glue gun epoxy cured in the ass hole remover creme!
Someone else gave a link to it:
https://anarchist.nexus/comment/1720298 < comment
https://www.emse.fr/~zimmermann/RAFT/RAFTpapers/Examples/nocomment.pdf. < The actual paper
You're right it was crazy to read. It's wild what people will do, I was actually impressed by the other case they cited that was similar where a guy got concrete poured in and it cured. They were able to give him relaxers and get the concrete out without surgery. Too bad the glue stuck to the inner walls and couldn't get taken out without surgery. What an absolutely wild thing to put up your ass though - like I'm not here to shame anyone but just put stuff up there that's not gonna fucking kill you.
Did it stick to the rectal walls