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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 115 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Why have I got the suspicion this is fetish content of some sort

[–] three@lemmy.zip 50 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Because she's 8, depicted as wearing a thong, and the picture is insinuating that she wants an animal to squirt water at her vagina and asshole.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 102 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Well I'm an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I thought the giveaway here was that the Pokémon is named "Bidet", but all wild Pokémon are named whatever their species is ("Piplup"), meaning this one is already caught and was given a nickname by its trainer.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (4 children)

my biggest boomer opinion is that there's only 151 Pokemon's, the rest are mental diseases. I won't learn the name of any Pokémon beyond the original 151.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ah shit another fellow gen one'r.

Don't forget to have your prostate checked ;__; (we're old now)

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (5 children)

that's what nurse joy is for

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Same here. I was going to say he's still at green health, no way she's catching that bidet with a regular ball.

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I thougt the same thing, until I noticed the toilet paper gone.

Impromptu bidet.

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same with me. just realised what's going on.

i guess where innocent wee angels uncorrupted by the sins of the internet

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I too like performative anti-pedophillia! I too like describing images of fictional characters in the most gross way possible! It doesn't have a negative effect on real-life at all, it's not like there are people who think small breasted women are pedo-bait (save for Collective Shout, who are obviously just a rare anomality and it's not like they managed to convince the Australian government of their bullshit), because everyone knows the real problem with pedophillia isn't the long-lasting psychological harm caused by adults fulfilling their desires on people not being able to consent, but attraction to "child-coded" things! And it obviously never was used against LGBTQ+ people!

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think this is rage bait but I think there is a difference between saying "X is weird" and saying "X should be banned". That's all I will say on the matter

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Performative activism often uses the tactic of rage baiting.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I mean... I can see why people are weirded out by this, but also... it really doesn't have to be a sexual thing.

You could put Ash, or Silver or whoever in this position... its... not like guys cannot also use bidets... and its not like the concept of running out of toilet paper, or using a bidet, is inherently sexual.

Sure, it can be, if that's actually your fetish.

But it doesn't have to be.

What, she has a semi risque, bikini type thong thing, as underwear?

Uh... when I was the age of this character (10-12 apparently, depending on which game she's in)...

I would stand at the bus stop for school, and one neighborhood girl, same age as me, would brag about wearing one of these, have it hiked up past her pants/shorts waist line, and keep trying to get me to do dares or favors so I could 'see more of it'.

I was also friends with less uh... attention seeking girls, and a few years later, I'm getting invited to their slumber parties (mostly to marathon a season of Buffy, sometimes Toonami, eventually Venture Bros) because I'm actually respectful, trustworthy, and keep my hands to myself.

What I'm trying to say is:

What this character is depicted as wearing was not an uncommon kind of girl's undergarment bottom, even 20 years ago.

Not all girls wear granny panties.

Its not inherently sexualizing, to be wearing a fairly common kind of underwear.

I think the point of this is to be embarassing and awkward... 'cringe', even... not fetishistic.

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[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

You worded it better than I would ever have.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Well, of course, it's a bidet

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Women do not urinate out of their vagina

[–] defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, neither do men.

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[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 days ago

Its because the thong underwear

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wrong type of cursed content. To be honest, I thought it was implying that she was out of toilet paper, and was going to use the poor penguin. Then I read the name.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean... the ... implication is still that she's going to use the poor penguin... just its... water gun ability... as opposed to... being a literal asswipe.

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[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 65 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago

it's got a penguin, therefore it's about linux, therefore it's political.

[–] lath@piefed.social 32 points 3 days ago

Smart bidet.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (5 children)

In her defence the toilet paper is out.

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[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not getting blastoise out for that job?

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

awww she's happy to see you

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I dont like this.

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How silly of the artist to keep the tiny, black panties in

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you take your underwear entirely off? Or just drop em around your ankles? Doubly so if you still have shoes on.

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn't bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn't have the sense to take care of my body.

My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn't do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.

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[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

src🔞
I knew that artist’s name started w/“K.”

I miss /c/blursedimages

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

Sure, just treat it like it's non-sentient.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

who fully takes off pants but not underwear? or skirt? I don't remember the character's outfit but I'm imagining shitting while wearing a skirt pulled over my chest with my underwear around my hairy legs now so thanks for that I guess.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It looks like a one-piece outfit in which case I think women tend to just pull it all upwards when they need to use the toilet

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[–] de_lancre@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Damn, I wish women was real. Imagine, we would be able to just ask them! Damn

It kinda looks like her outfit is multiple components. An undershirt skirt and vest, that is unless this is a Fred from Scooby Doo situation where they have a visually identical outfits that are all mechanically different. Regardless she probably just rolls up the skirt, source I have gone to the bathroom in both a toga and a kilt.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

"I'm hungry"

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (6 children)

This is just completely barbarically wrong. There's no wayThe floors would be that clean with the walls, covered in a pee pea spray

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Know the difference between chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't want to have a garbanzo bean on me

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

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...but seriously, if Pokemon was an actual world, owning pokemon for mundane purposes like this would make sense. After getting a new toilet that has a bidet, it has saved me a ton of money on TP, and generally leaves me cleaner.

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