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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How silly of the artist to keep the tiny, black panties in

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Do you take your underwear entirely off? Or just drop em around your ankles? Doubly so if you still have shoes on.

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn't bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn't have the sense to take care of my body.

My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn't do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Ok, now I'm inappropriately laughing at work. Thanks 🤣