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Can't you just kill him? You know, for the greater good?

Thinner until I can shave with this thing.

Have you considered arranging an office white water rafting trip or perhaps cave diving, where a terrible misfortune may befall this person?

One thing people who don't build products tend to imagine is that PMs are constantly doing market research, data analysis, focus groups, etc.

That may be true at some companies, but IME they can be clueless beyond belief because their real job is to be salespeople. They sell dreams to executives. Whether those will actually sell is a much lower concern.

See also: AI being shoved down everyone's throats.

The camera bump is insane. Scratching the lens every time you place your phone on a solid surface. I have to find a specific phone case where the lip around the camera is high enough that it’s at least the same level as the lens.

And a screen small enough that I can reach the whole thing with my thumb — I have very large hands (and pockets) and find my phone very awkward to hold.

And no AI features.

It doesn't check all of those points, however a good number of them fit the new Sony Xperia, they have two models, one that's more powerful and expensive and a cheaper (€400) model.

I'm sick of my Samsung tbh, have had them for a while now, but as soon as I saw that the Sony phones have a headphone jack and Micro SD slot I'm sold for my next phone. No camera hole punch either (I'm not a fan of it, I can understand people liking it though).

We hear you, and added another Animoji meanwhile!

Next year we might allow you to change glass color OR opacity, who knows when the wonders will cease?

IR Blaster too!

Give me a week long battery.

I got a Chromebook that lasts like seven days sleeping and 30 hours that I booted with Linux. It has headphone jacks. It has three USB ports. It also cost like $300.

It was awesome for light coding and browsing, and lasted 10 years.

Still got sweats going, "Eww it's notApple/isGoogle/cantplayCrysis/cant3DModelWhileWatching4K."

Give me texture! I want to be able to grip my phone and not have it constantly slide off tables and couches because glass is so smooth.

And maybe a screen glass that is 3mm thicker but that won't break if you drop it

The consumers complained so much that they brought back thicker MacBooks with more ports.

I mean, it still has 3 USB C ports, headphone jack, MagSafe, HDMI, and SD slot.

Life can be beautiful and functional and perfect, we’ve witnessed it and tasted it.

I traded my headphone jack for a pen. I'm buying a new active USB-C-to-Jack converter every six month, because techbros fell in love with some futuristic concept image featuring a cyborg girl wearing what appears to be wireless earbuds. (At least the full transparent glass phone apocalypse is further away)

And HDMI port came back. And shitty butterfly keyboard went away. And physical escape key came back. And touchbar went away.

A whole load of mistakes that had to be fixed.