this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

weirdshitposting?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 days ago

Bean there.

[–] frizzo@piefed.social 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Do you want the British? Because that's how you get the British.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

British storm in

WHERES THE TOAST

[–] frizzo@piefed.social 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Spring the trap boys we got him!

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 10 points 6 days ago

This is something you make for either a close friend or dire enemy. There is no in between.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 6 days ago

Happy bean day.

[–] Jo4ted@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

This instills an insurmountable amount of rage within me

Love it

[–] SourDrink@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Always updoot the bean

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Liam approved

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

That's a beans cake, a bean cake would he one big bean.

[–] E0GHAN@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

That's lovely.

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] lavienG@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

u genuine create a word "korn" to replace that C word...

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He's just multilingual. It's german

[–] lavienG@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Oh, really? Thanks for clearing that up , I would've thought it meant something completely different otherwise.

At least it's high in protein.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

At least use crunched peanuts.

british ppl must be stopped

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

Every Bonfire Night (the night we set fire to people who can afford to live in detached houses), we feast on bean cake! Beano, we cry, Beano! Get the Posh Street Kids, we cry, get Posh Street Kids!

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (3 children)

what is is wrong with this community

first corn now beans

please stop

I cant

please

stop

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

New here? Wait 'til you catch a load of the moths.

[–] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

When Lemmy was in its infancy, there were beans. Now they’re back, and more magical than ever.

[–] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago
[–] sirico@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago

Snap back to reality