this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2025
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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love me some emotionally available beefcake men.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 15 points 1 day ago

Username checks out.

[–] deHaga@feddit.uk 34 points 1 day ago

Needs more roids

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to be friends with the people who come up with these hilarious captions.

Because you know the meathead in that mirror selfie had absolutely nothing on his mind but his huge body that's about to explode.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

It's sad that the whole "meathead = dumb asshole" stereotype has taken hold, because in my experience, most of the meatheads I've encountered have been sweethearts

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fun fact: guys who get this big cant wipe their ass properly. The muscles prevent them from reaching. Bidets, reach extension devices, and showers are their only hope.

[–] lapislazuli@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Please, not the Bidet Wars again. I'm getting flashbacks.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Good flashbacks I hope. Bidets are awesome

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think they can at least go from the front. If the sumo guys can do it surely it's possible.

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sumo guys are surprisingly flexible. It's part of their training or something idk.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

When part of your training is eating a bucket of rice, you bet your ass cleaning up after is also going to be part of your training.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

It's always interesting watching those big guys move. Not too many sumo fans around here and we didn't manage to post much the last couple tournaments but you can always check out !sumo@lemmy.world

[–] yoshisaur@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe I could make him feel better 😏

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

With Yoshi coins?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I would cry to horse-man.