this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2025
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[–] Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf 89 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think panel 6 and 7 are swapped

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 18 points 1 day ago

He lays two eggs. One to raise his pigeon child. The other to eat.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 85 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dude… run do not walk to a therapist.

[–] King@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That

You

Put

An

Insane

Amount

Of

Effort

Into

Drawing

A

Cartoon

about

fucking

a pigeon

so

you

could

eat

your

offspring.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hey mate, I think someone swapped your space and return keys.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You returned his keys? That's very nice of you, deary

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago

Return key? But it works perfectly fine!

[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

That you've solved world hunger

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 day ago

You clearly need help and I hope you never get it if it results in quality shitposts like this.

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 21 hours ago

How the fuck is this already in my library‽

[–] Nugscree@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How do you even know of this game?!?!

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 9 points 1 day ago

It used to be a really popular subject of discussion in normal-people-internet a couple years ago when it was released.

[–] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 23 hours ago

Spend too much time online -> Read dumb shit -> Tadaaa

[–] lime@feddit.nu 5 points 1 day ago

because it's actually great

[–] Ozymandias1688@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[–] Seefoo@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly, not sure this is a shitpost

[–] King@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

🙄

People will not be satisfied here till they get an actual photos of shit posted in this community.

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

You know you’re shitposting well if your post gets enough engagement that someone says “Not sure if shitpost”

[–] Seefoo@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

You get an A for art and creativity tho!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Remind me if this actually starts happening! I ate a metric fuck ton of turnip greens a few days ago and had a few of the most triumphant shits of my life! The last one was actually a bunch of undigested leaves that looked like I birthed a lovecraftian fever dream. I don't often take pictures of my shit, but I had to get one of that abomination.

[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 18 hours ago

I don't feel right surprising people with it. Maybe if there was a rate my poo type community.

[–] Moses@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago

That's a quality post, you are doing gods work

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 hours ago

Still a better romance than Twilight.

[–] realitista@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Thank you for your service.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] nope@jlai.lu 4 points 1 day ago

Holy shit, I just watched that entire thing

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Fun fact: when birds have sex it's called a cloacal kiss.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 13 points 21 hours ago

One hole to breed them

One hole to pee from

One hole to bring it all together and in the air while over your car, excrete them.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Is it unethical to eat you half pigeon human ass child? Asking for a friend.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 hours ago
[–] rmic@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

The internet needs this kind of stuff back !

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I wish I did not have eyes.

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone -1 points 1 day ago

Big claims from a 3 day old account.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -5 points 19 hours ago