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[–] Fuckswearwords@lemmy.world 141 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Remember when you didn't even need to log into anything? I genuinely want the internet to go back to that

[–] plateee@piefed.social 21 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Come with me back to IRC land. The water's fine.

(Technically you should log in to nickserv, but that's it)

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 15 hours ago

Normally only bothered if it was somewhere I wanted to return to frequently, otherwise no point registering

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

(Technically you should log in to nickserv, but that’s it)

/msg ns identify password

Good times.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

It's waxed and waned.

I remember when you had to log into everything, but there wasn't much to visit. Then people started using the Internet en mas and selling ads was the market maker. So you didn't need to log in, but you did get the most malicious JavaScript ever written trying to jam pop-ups under your cursor.

Now we've somehow managed to achieve the worst of both worlds

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 1 points 33 minutes ago

Then: "If you don't have to pay for it then you're the product"

Now: "You have to pay for it and you're the product"

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

Unless it's got literally nothing of note on it, I try to make a habit to log into everything manually every time. Some sites find this "suspicious" and make me check my phone and email to get in, which can be a little annoying.

[–] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

jesus fucking tell me about it. When the internet was the domain of the nerd doing cool shit because it was cool, instead of... ugh

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 67 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

What the fuck is that real?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 48 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I can answer that but we’ll need to confirm your identify with a pic of your titties. /s

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How good is your boobs or butt detector?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I’ll need to calibrate with some additional samples of titties before I can respond.

Can't be worse than the Tumblr algorithm banning photos of deserts as porn.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Lol no, they aren't going to try and find your ID in online data breaches. It's a joke about these "send us your ID to confirm your age" things get breached all the time

[–] planish@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago

It might work though. They keep making laws about using "commercial databases" but they never say you actually have to pay for them.

[–] possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 16 hours ago

I believe it's a post from a dude in xitter named Soren Iverson, he does posts like this all the time. Basically just black mirror-esque tech site updates.

[–] AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

While the data breach part isn't real, the rest of it is.

[–] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

lol, the data breach part is super real. Them actually searching for it for your authentication isn't.

Never not fucking ever will I ever upload any ID to any internet anything. I don't like using my bank card online. Or in person. Cash is king baby, all else is bullshit and giving fuckers new and exciting ways to steal your shit

[–] three@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Lmfao you don't read the community you're in?

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

thanks, Today i learned :
Shitpost ~= (Jokes, Banter, etc ...)

Sidebar :
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

It's related to Australian social media ban for teenagers https://discord.com/safety/introducing-new-teen-by-default-experiences-for-australian-users It's not discord's fault, they are just complying with a ridiculous law.

[–] A_A@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Almost ;
it's a parody, a caricature. Made in reaction to what you explained.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 43 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I know this is a shitpost, but

"Your details are [...] not stored"

"We'll search for you in our database of breached personal information"

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[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 24 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Makes me think of that guy who does mockups of hellworld tech concepts

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[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 15 points 19 hours ago

Actually a great way to id. And cheat by using some else's id.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 15 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Hubs wanted to sell some used household goods but everybody is on Facebook marketplace and using venmo and cashapp and shit these days and I'm just like :| And now his friend says he wants to use zelle for me to go halvsies with him on hubs Christmas present. Fucking marks of the beast!

[–] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

So sad to me that craigslist, or even just fucking yard sales, and cash seem to be going down in use in the states. Cash is king, baby

[–] dechnically@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 hours ago

yk our database of breached personal information?

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

One of the few use cases where I see AI being great.

geez it's called conveinence people. :p

[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Very Private Now, pls.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Won't be me.