planish

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Do you keep your phone in your right or your left pocket? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[โ€“] planish@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Nice try, phone thieves.

My dog and I got jumped by raccoons this morning. Now I have to pay at least $1500 to make sure I don't get rabies in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[โ€“] planish@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Call your lawyer and sue the shit out of those raccoons. I hear they're rich.

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