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[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 168 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 181 points 2 days ago (16 children)

Fake shit like this actually irritates me.

[–] TaterTot@piefed.social 85 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On one hand, I fully agree with you.

On the other, I find there to be a poetic irony to people just making shit up about him.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 55 points 2 days ago (18 children)

Yeah I get it. But every time I see something like this I think of all the guys pointing at this and saying “LOOK ANOTHER LIE FROM THE LEFT” and I hate them being right about anything ever.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

Agreed. But JD totally fucked that sofa.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man, if we can't take posts in a shitpost community seriously, what can we take seriously?!?!

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

Yup, it's not on snopes, despite them having 6 pages full of Kirk-related articles.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago

Thats because this is a parody, presumably made around the time of the shooting, referancing when US senator Dean Browning did exactly this.

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[–] not_me@piefed.social 99 points 2 days ago (9 children)
[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.

I've heard his act was a "once in a lifetime" show. And that it was "to die for".

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

HAAHAHA

“The amazing gurgling human foundation.”

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Wasn't Kirk the captain of some starship thingy? I seem to recall some sort of kelvin timeline where stuff changed but I don't recall anyone named "Charlie" being of any importance whatsoever.

Probably an Extra.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No you're thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.

[–] discostjohn@programming.dev 12 points 2 days ago (5 children)

No way, you're thinking of Kirk Cousins. Charlie Kirk is the guitarist from Metallica

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

That's Kirk Hammett. Charlie Kirk is the receiver for the Texans.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

James Tiberius Kirk would throw a chair at anyone that confused him for that racist POS

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

He was the blood fountain that got put on display earlier this year

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Your guess is as good as mine.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A wedding planner, his blood red chocolate fountains were to die for.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least he won't make that mistake again

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

He's turned over a hole new leaf.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (4 children)

how can Charlie Kirk be racist when he's black?

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (6 children)

If he was cremated, he's black now.

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[–] llacook@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Charlie Kirk wouldn't fly in a plane Charlie Kirk was piloting

I wouldn't fly a plane if Charlie Kirk was piloting.

not because he is black. but because he's dead.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 7 points 1 day ago

Damn DEI woke Charlie Kirk here.

[–] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Checkmate, liberals

that charlie kirk tweet is so funny i'm gasping for air

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Senseless@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Look up to the sky and see

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[–] jahayk@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] ronl2k@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've always assumed that posts that began with "as a black man" were posted by a non-black person. Trying too hard, and invading their own Internet privacy at the same time.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yeah, they have a different way of saying it. I can't really provide because, as a white man. I ain't been in the culture.

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[–] uncouple9831@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide no escape from reality...

Fuck, I missed the boat apparently.

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Mama I... just missed the boat...

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

wow. he was pretty white for a black man.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Im choosing to believe there was at least one person who took this at face value, as admission that charley Kirk was a 'white passing' black man, and was racist enough to decide he was never going to listen to another word CK said because of his race.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Forget forgetting to switch accounts, he can't even put together a complex sentence.

[–] wischi@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

To be fair that's actually really hard once you are dead.

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