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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 115 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Making sure your child is above board as far as taxes etc go is genuinely a noble thing to do.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I mean, its not the life Id want mybdaughter to have. But neither is doing 6 months for tax evasion and having a criminal record that will bar her from ever trasitioning into many worthwhile careers if she ever wants to give up Onlyfans.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 19 points 14 hours ago

If she is skilled in tax evasion she already has great career prospects in the private sector.

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Do all OF creators pay tax or only in Germany?

[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

It's an income stream and therefore taxable (above a certain threshold). As it's from self-employment you have to either file these earnings yourself or pay an accountant to do it for you.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

I imagine they'd have to pay income tax in most places. I doubt they pay VAT anywhere though. OF probably does, but I don't see why the models would, they don't sell anything directly to the customers as a business. If they did, they'd be cutting OF out entirely.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 104 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

I hate the stigma around sex work.

I also hate the whole parasocial aspect of onlyfans and the like.

But.

"Hey honey, how's work going?"

"Oh its alright. I got some pretty good traction in my last video. I swallowed a foot long dildo while i stretched out my ass with anhuge butt plug. I had no idea my ass could take so much"

sniff "im so proud of you honey"

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 23 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

anhuge butt plug

Is that a relative of the alot?

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Same clade, different species

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[–] Allero@lemmy.today 14 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Solution: join the fun

I've seen a lot of stable couples making their content together lately

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 76 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

my daughter

couples

Sir this is no longer a Wendy’s. We’re closed

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Dave Thomas died so that he'd never have to read this thread.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

it ain't dave's fault jesus is a freak

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[–] dellish@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Guys relax. I'm pretty sure s/he, and the person they're replying to, are not talking about fathers and daughters.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 16 hours ago

The fact that this has seven upvotes is hugely concerning.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I thought incest porn was illegal

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[–] emeraldfox@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago

There's a horror movie called Cam that pretty much ends exactly like that

[–] python@lemmy.world 51 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

bullshit, she's still under her 10k Freibetrag

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

The 4k was a monthly figure.

[–] AvocadoSandwich@eviltoast.org 20 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's not 4200/month if she's only making 340/month after tax...

[–] python@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

No, the text never specifies that.

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

It does so indirectly, otherwise, the joke of having 340 left wouldn't really work out.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 40 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This is what unconditional love and support looks like.

[–] frizzo@piefed.social 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

True unconditional love would help her self house so those greedy o.f. jerks are getting a 20 percent cut. Idk

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 20 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

lol

because my daughter started an onlyfans I saw the cut they were getting and I was upset. So I got my VC buddies together and we handled payment processing, legal obligations, user auth, security, cdn, storage. I’m so proud of her for being my first customer. And she’s only 19 so I only take 19%

[–] cornshark@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

I'm worried about the relationship between the age and the cut. It implies that by the time she is 100, her dad will be taking 100% of her OF income. That's elder abuse.

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[–] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 31 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

I just discovered my daughter's OnlyFans account...

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, is the dad not allowed to watch porn or something?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 5 points 1 hour ago

No, they already have porn at home.

The porn at home:

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 hours ago

Plot twist: it's a retail site selling these, and only these:

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 14 hours ago

If she's livestreaming too she might need a broadcasting license, like Gronkh (predates grok, no relation, big German streamer). Better get on that paperwork too.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 16 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

The fuck kind of VAT is 40%

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 16 points 19 hours ago

Shocking that a social media post could be fake?

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

the one that pays for healthcare :P

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 19 hours ago

You may pay more in income tax but you'll pay $0 to go get your torn bunghole stitched up and a few pints of blood transfusion if you have an unfortunate onlyfans accident.

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[–] rekabis@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 hours ago

This pokes fun at German rule-following, but as a Canadian of German descent (both parents), I can absolutely confirm that this “joke” is likely not a joke at all. Or, at least, it was lifted almost verbatim from observing another German parent.

[–] khepri@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Wait Dad, you just gonna leave us hanging without a link?? 🤣

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

lemmy: don't draw too much attention to yourself online

also lemmy: don't you fucking dare say anything bad about people on onlyfans

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This but unironically. Were sex-wirjer positive here.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

wirjer? is this that new fangled german language i keep hearing about

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

What a bright young lady. May I get her small business website address so I can give my support...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 57 minutes ago

I see someone has found the LinkedIn joke accounts

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