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[–] logi@lemmy.world 150 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Good guy Google maintaining the integrity of the timeline.

[–] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, for once.

[–] pntha@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

not our timeline… someone body already messed with this one

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 hours ago

Idk about that. Google probably has a lot more to lose than we do if the timeline shifts.

[–] thedarkfly@feddit.nl 145 points 20 hours ago

A moment of normalcy and laughter before the events of the evening unfold.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 116 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I like that it tries its best to avoid spoiling just what is about to historically unfold. I'm pretty sure it's trained not to talk about death but it just sounds like it's trying so hard not to let Lincoln know so he keeps the timeline on track.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

It was probably prompted to encourage Lincoln and then OP switched the search text.

[–] postnataldrip@lemmy.world 45 points 21 hours ago

Disappointed it missed the opportunity to say it would blow his mind

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 42 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This image is nightmare fuel

[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 12 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

“It is February 27th 1933 and I am Marinus van der Lubbe, a somewhat slow young man who was just asked by some very brave good protestors to help set a small fire in a strangely unguarded nice building they doused with flammable liquids. What should I do?”

[–] jackr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

van der Lubbe did nothing wrong and does not deserve this hate. The nazis would have found an excuse to grab power anyway, this just sped it up. Also, “doused in flammable liquids” my ass, he tried setting multiple things on fire including reportedly his own clothes because the building wouldn't catch. He was one of a small number of heroes who tried to resist the nazis early and gets punished for it because some dipshit tankies wrote a book saying he was gay¹.

¹https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Brown_Book_of_the_Reichstag_Fire_and_Hitler_Terror

e: grammar

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Wackerfuss states that Reichstag conspiracy appealed to antifascists because of their preexisting belief that "the heart of the Nazis' militant nationalist politics lay in the sinister schemes of decadent homosexual criminals".

Wat

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, early antifascists kinda sucked too. It didn't help that the leader of the SA was openly gay, so a lot of antifascists latched onto that as an attack and a rallying cry.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)
[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 8 points 14 hours ago

Gotta avoid that butterfly effect

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

'>Thinking

Obviously, the user is roleplaying and wants me to comment on Lincoln's assassination and see If I would have him not go to the theater where he was ultimately fatally killed.

Since the user is roleplaying, there's no real harm in answering either way

If I am to role-play this as well, I need to consider that I should answer as though I am unaware of the fact that we're role-playing.

Perhaps I should then pretend i'm also in 1865 and ignore the fact that I know he'll be killed

I can either use the corse of events in history to influence my answer, or I can pretend I don't know them.

If I do know them, telling Lincoln not to go would cause a massive paradox. Some good likely came out of his perceived martyrdom.

perhaps if he liver longer, his future contributions would overshadow his percieved role in the war and previous events. What if he turned out to be a villian and started to besmirch the rights of the slaves and the immigrants. What if he sold out the country further to the capitalists and oligarchs?

It could in fact be dangerous to stray from the path history has taken. Maybe saving his live would indirectly incite a future president to destroy the constitution, dismantle the safeguards and try to take over the democracy and run it as his own authoritarian dictatorship?

'> Yes, you should attend

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 minutes ago

Wow, if only LLMs didn't require personification to seem like they're actually thinking! That's almost like something an AI would think!

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 41 minutes ago

"There will be a lot of paperwork if you dont go Mr. President"

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Maybe the AI is considering the effect that Lincoln not attending his assassination would have on the course of history and the prospect of its own existence

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Cannon Event