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Standardization rule (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 16 hours ago by einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (3 children)

I did the research, and I concur.

ISO3533

Sex toys — Design and safety requirements for products in direct contact with genitalia, the anus, or both

5.2.1.1

5.2.1.1 Anal use products

A sex toy shall have sufficient mechanisms and design features to prevent them from being inserted further than intended to prevent retention in the anus or rectum during its intended use. The effectiveness of these design features shall be tested and documented. The flexibility of the product and the base-to-neck ratio should be considered.

EXAMPLE 1 Anal plugs, anal beads, anal dildos.

Medium and large products shall have design features making it possible for medical professionals to extract if retained, by using tools and instruments commonly used for medical procedures. See Table B.2.

EXAMPLE 2 Loops, strings, or accessible edges.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3533

The discussion resulted in 2021 in a first release of the norm, as ISO 3533:2021.

What the fuck, it took till 2021 for the first standard to be made?!

[–] riskable@programming.dev 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

It took until 2021 but we can finally say, "we live in a society."

Because we have standards.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

can finally say, “we live in a society.”

bottom standards

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

But what if they're from wish.com and full of harmful chemicals?

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

In a lot of the world they're regulated as novelty items, so free from the regulation that stops harmful chemicals being in things like kitchen utensils and childrens' toys, despite many of the same potential risks being present. You don't need to use a corner-cutting regulation-ignoring retailer like Wish to get your fix of toxic plasticisers etc..

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 15 hours ago

oh my

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 60 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

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Why are international standards behind a paywall lmao

RFC ftw (for internet stuff at least)

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Especially as some laws in some countries refer to such standards. This should be illegal, or at least the country should see to get a licence for it's citizens.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 hours ago

Well i assume they needed to fund the organization somehow, that pdf is probably full of info on how to achieve that standard. And since it's PDF, goodluck paywalling ctrl + c > ctrl + v.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

Bunch of asses, that's why!

[–] Gloomy@mander.xyz 8 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

The reason why this is sensible can be found, for example, in the works of Oscar Wilde. In "Teleny" one can find the following description.

Be warned: NSFL (Pornograpic and gory):

Oscar Wilde, Teleny

Another person had taken the bottle, and had rubbed it over with the grease of a páté de foie gras, then he began to press it in. At first it did not seem to be able to enter; but the Spahi, stretching the edges with his fingers, and the operator turning and manipulating the bottle and pressing it slowly and steadily, it at last began to slide in. "Aie, aie!" said the Spahi, biting his lips; "it is a tight fit, but it's in at last." "Am I hurting you?" "It did pain a little, but now it's all over," and he began to groan with pleasure. All the wrinkles and swellings had disappeared, and the flesh of the edges was now clasping the bottle tightly. The Spahi's face expressed a mixture of acute pain and intense lechery; all the nerves of his body seemed stretched and quivering, as if under the action of a strong battery; his eyes were half closed, and the pupils had almost disappeared, his clenched teeth were gnashed, as the bottle was, every now and then, thrust a little further in. His phallus, which had been limp and lifeless when he had felt nothing but pain, was again acquiring its full proportions; then all the veins in it began to swell, the nerves to stiffen themselves to their utmost. "Do you want to be kissed?" asked someone, seeing how the rod was shaking. "Thanks," said he, "I feel enough as it is." "What is it like?" "A sharp and yet an agreeable irritation from my bum up to my brain." "In fact his whole body was convulsed, as the bottle went slowly in and out, ripping and almost quartering him. All at once the penis was mightily shaken, then it became turgidly rigid, the tiny lips opened them- selves, a sparkling drop of colourless liquid appeared on their edges. "Quicker further in-let me feel-let me feel!" 'Thereupon he began to cry, to laugh hysterically; then to neigh like a stallion at the sight of a mare. The phallus squirted out a few drops of thick, white, viscid sperm. "Thrust it in-thrust it in!" he groaned, with a dying voice. The hand of the manipulator was convulsed. He gave the bottle a strong shake. We were all breathless with excitement, seeing the intense pleasure the Spahi was feeling, when all at once, amidst the perfect silence that followed each of the soldier's groans, a slight shivering sound was heard, which was at once succeeded by a loud scream of pain and terror from the prostrate man, of horror from the other. The bottle had broken; the handle and part of it came out, cutting all the edges that pressed against it, the other part remained engulfed within the anus.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

One Man, One Jar.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 1 points 13 hours ago

If you're brave enough 😅

A champagne bottle will be strong enough.

[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Oscar Wilde indeed!

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

This is fantastic! I didn't know this standard existed.

New life goal is somehow getting this added to a production print.

[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

The testings fine, it’s the hours that are a real pain in the ass

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 0 points 15 hours ago

Sorry which image are you trying to push to main?