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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 83 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

37! My President sucked 37 dicks!

[–] nebthron@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“hey you, get back here!“

[–] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I think this is my favourite line in the movie.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

I’m not even supposed to be here today!

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did he just say "make fuck?"

[–] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 5 points 1 day ago

He speaks some English but he cannot speak it good like we do.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

They're not mutually exclusive.

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The 37th president was Richard Nixon, or "Tricky Dick", as quite a few people called him. Something to think about.

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"One time I sucked six in a row"

-DJT

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"They were the biggest dicks. Everyone was telling me how great they were. And they are."

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago

"He was all man"

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

“One Time I got my kicks with Joe and I sucked his dick and five of his friends in a row”

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

THREE-SEVEN! double fisted gesture

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] unclejeeves@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

To be fair, he lightly acknowledged it in the video and still posted it. It's free game!

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

6x7=42, Clinton was president #42. It’s gotta be connected

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

It's not about genders. He's just a slut.

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

No slutshaming

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 0 points 1 day ago

No. A slut typically doesn't pay their partners. You being ok with having sex with most people does not make you a slut.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

He’s been optimising with middle-out for years.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago