elbucho

joined 2 years ago
[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago

And yet, if someone were to shoot him as an enemy combatant, they'd be prosecuted for murder. Curious.

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

"Hey, citizens, we're out of money thanks to our ruinous, idiotic, 4-year-long invasion of Ukraine. Instead of holding our military and executive to account for our stupid, fascistic foreign wars (oops, I mean foreign military exercises!), we're going to create laws that put extra scrutiny on your transactions. Hope you don't mind!"

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

According to one of the stories my mother loves to tell my romantic partners, I pissed in a hamper one night while sleep walking when I was 7. Apparently, she woke up when I started wondering aloud where the hell the flusher was.

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Welcome to the culture war I guess, Calibri. God, this timeline is dumb.

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Interestingly, this is one of the few times I agree with Trump on something - we both think MTG is a traitor. Of course, I think she's a traitor because of her constantly working to undermine the constitution, while he thinks she's a traitor because she didn't vote how he wanted once.

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I have no idea why this admiral would be willing to fall on the stupidest sword imaginable for pete god damned hegseth. Like... are they offering him a lot of money or something? How flimsy is his sense of honor that he'd be willing to sell out his entire reputation for that?

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago (7 children)

God, what a piece of shit.

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

"Why would we ever attempt to hold administration officials accountable? So he did some war crimes. Big deal! Doing something about it would tank our popularity among people who would never in a million years vote for us anyway! Besides, we might scare off billionaire donors!"

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Man, fuck the NYPD. Protectors of traitorous Nazi scum.

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 69 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Daylight Saving time, Donald Trump & his supporters, the US healthcare "system", mosquitos, Christmas music, babies on airplanes, hangnails, bigotry and intolerance of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I used to hope that, but these last couple of decades have brutally beten such optimism out of me.

 

It truly is impressive how thoroughly Israel has dominated US politics. Like, Russia may have had a huge victory by getting Trump elected, but they don’t have shit on Israel. Hell, something like 60% of our elected representatives have received donations from AIPAC, and that’s just the stuff that’s part of the public record!

Source: https://www.youtube.com/live/ogqYsmfDY0E

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