Our society is not that different from the 15th century.

Establishing that god is ferrous or an electric field feels like it should be a heresy

God is in my brain? Omg get him out of there please. I'm not a social person.

Also, does that mean he identifies god as a brain-parasite?

If I had known I could make a living just telling blatant falsehoods in an angry way, my life might have turned out a lot differently.

I do enjoy being able to sleep at night, though. So maybe it all worked out for the best.

Transgender God Magnets are the new Jewish Space Lasers

Magnets are tools of the Antifa corporations.

It’s a shame that doesn’t actually work

Give this man a nobel prize for figuring out how magnets work

If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people's heads I would have started doing it long ago

The actual article https://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out-transgender-crowd-will-use-magnets-to-suck-god-from-your-brain/ and a press release for the referenced study https://www.york.ac.uk/news-and-events/news/2015/research/psychologist-brian-magnetic/

Gotta watch those crowds.

Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?

Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

The onion couldn't write this shit.

I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.

Just get the magnets wet and they won't work

Can God make a magnet so powerful that even he can't overcome it?

Who told them the plan?!

Apply holy water to deactivate the magnet

What is he on and where can I get some?

Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.

Trans folks 'know' how magnets work.

Y’all can laugh at this, but I tried it and it worked (not even trans).

Thing is, I am now stuck with this homeless god. Anyone has any idea what to do with it? Can I properly recycle it somewhere?

I guess "Nobody knows what magnets are" is a thing now in US.

This is how God rays are made, still think it's worth it?

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out-transgender-crowd-will-use-magnets-to-suck-god-from-your-brain/

https://archive.is/20171029004936/https://www.rawstory.com/2015/10/conservative-radio-host-freaks-out-transgender-crowd-will-use-magnets-to-suck-god-from-your-brain/

looks at my spare bag of neodymium magnets 👀

I think this guy heard about the god helmet, which is real, and then the delusion took over.

The helmet apparently causes religious experiences, not remove your ability to have them, but then again this guy is a fucking lunatic so.

I only managed a “D” in E&M (why are surface integrals). Do I have to detransition?

He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to... uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people's minds? Wait, maybe it's a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?

Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times...

It's just a lazy coverup. Everyone know they're using 5g to do that.