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Not everything is sexual. We bought our maid a car too. Not because she's hot, but because hers broke and cars managed to drift out of everyone-can-buy-one in the last few years.
Some people just do nice things for others even if there's nothing to gain. It's sad that this ulterior-motive-thinking is so ingrained in us.
Nice twist, so it's your wife who is fucking her
I guess not, but I wouldn't be as infuriated as I should be 😁
They found the body in the crawlspace huh?
Lol. We're not from the USA, we don't have these things. But she's not below the garden house either. She's probably at home or whereever 😁
So below the garden house, gotcha.
Nononono, i meant...i ....err....ah fuck. BE RIGHT BACK, gotta do some...err...gardening.
Not because she’s hot,
So... shes hot then? lol Your choice of words betrays you lol.
She's not ugly, but it was the whole premise of the post, hence my choice of words mate 😁
Also, saying she's hot is nothing but an observation. Not acting upon it was my point 😊
As an aside a new concrete pad is always suspicious.
Arnie, that you?
Hu? I don't get that
Arnie slept with his maid
I'm sure some Arnie did, but i don't get your reference :-)
Still rocking a 2000 civic. I've seen this meme for years and she still has a nicer car than I do.
2000 Civic is a nice car and it will probably rise in value as its on the threshold before the "new generation" of cars that don't last as long and are more difficult/expensive to work on. Also street cred for Japanese car fans.
Unless you have winters. Japanese cars of that era are prone to rust.
bro that is sister wife starter kit.
If that Sister Wives show is any indication, this cuckoo chick is gonna push out the old wife eventually
It could always be worse.
True. Toyota is a decent make.
Reliable, bot boring
FBI open up