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Not everything is sexual. We bought our maid a car too. Not because she's hot, but because hers broke and cars managed to drift out of everyone-can-buy-one in the last few years.
Some people just do nice things for others even if there's nothing to gain. It's sad that this ulterior-motive-thinking is so ingrained in us.
Nice twist, so it's your wife who is fucking her
I guess not, but I wouldn't be as infuriated as I should be 😁
They found the body in the crawlspace huh?
Lol. We're not from the USA, we don't have these things. But she's not below the garden house either. She's probably at home or whereever 😁
So below the garden house, gotcha.
Nononono, i meant...i ....err....ah fuck. BE RIGHT BACK, gotta do some...err...gardening.
So... shes hot then? lol Your choice of words betrays you lol.
She's not ugly, but it was the whole premise of the post, hence my choice of words mate 😁
Also, saying she's hot is nothing but an observation. Not acting upon it was my point 😊
As an aside a new concrete pad is always suspicious.
Arnie, that you?
Hu? I don't get that
Arnie slept with his maid
I'm sure some Arnie did, but i don't get your reference :-)
C'mon man
I don't use google. I just assume now it's some funny popculture-reference 😁