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[–] tomiant@piefed.social 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

WHERE'S KIKE YOU GOD DAMNED ANTI-SEMITE

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

It's anti-semite to say it. It's anti-semite to leave it off the list.

You know what, I've changed my mind: I'm okay with genocide now.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Also there’s a serious lack of Asian and Hispanic slurs.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just said, replace that last with k---, sing to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I could rewrite the entire song to be nothing but racist slurs and commentary but I won't.

It would be so easy. And I'd use all of them. And insult all people equally.

But I wont.

Sigh.

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[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A child in Cambodia tried to sell me a bracelet that said ‘prison rape’

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No and then the lil boy goes ‘next time you fly you crash and you die’. So then I bought a different one from a different kid while he watched. The one i got was way more chill can’t remember what it said though as was over a decade ago

[–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That was a scheme, they split the money

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Did he know you well?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I seriously don't understand why you'd wear a thing that has writing on it without understanding what it says, whether that's Japanese or English or whatever language.

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I understand Japanese or Chinese, as their language looks like proper art. But English? Its so fugly.

I mean, look at this shit "みず". Thats proper art shit, and it just says "water".

If anyone is looking for a new lower back tattoo, this "部屋が臭くなるまで私をファックして" would be perfect...

[–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

im so happy that learning Japanese is paying off in the wild

what a beautiful sentence

[–] Badabinski@kbin.earth 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How close does it match this machine translation?

Fuck me until the room stinks

[–] snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago

yep, thats pretty much perfect

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Everybody know you can't trust machine translation. Need I say more?

doop, monologue, momo, moron, zoom, lilly, BOOP, noon, nexon

All these are aesthetically pleasing to me.

Don’t tempt me with a good time 😏

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Have you never seen people wearing crucifix necklace?

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just assume they do understand it and are just a terrible person.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was assuming that the shirt (and thus the person) was making fun of people wearing the shirts with Chinese or Japanese characters without understanding their meanings.

It's most likely that, but it's funnier to assume otherwise.

[–] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

If I saw someone wear that shirt in an English speaking country I'd die laughing and tell literally everyone I know that I saw an irl cryptid.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

My favourite are little kids, who can barely read, but whose parents definitely can. Taking note of the shirts was one of my favourite things about summer camp. They were all like 'horses! pink!' or 'summer, sun, flowers' or 'dinosaur pirates' or other nonsensical collections of vaguely related words.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have you never worn a T-shirt from Asia with magical mystery characters?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I had, one had "kisama"/きさま written on it, which means "bravery" in Japanese.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wore one with "the white devil must pay for their crimes against glorious nation of China". It looked sick under UV.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 week ago

As a white devil I would absolutely fucking wear that.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago

That is Japanese for 'gullible'.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

It must be what one of those Chinese tattoos looks like to someone who can read the language.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Miss, your shirt has a slur on it. Which one is it? Um, it's all of them.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Apparently towards French people.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

Miss, your shirt has a slur on it. ~~Which one is it? Um, it’s all of them.~~

"Oh I know, I'm satirizing the propensity of westerners wearing clothes with words on them they don't understand"

"But, but, they are all terrible slurs, doesn't that make you a bad person? You could have picked any random shit!"

"Yes, but then you wouldn't have said anything, I get much more of a reaction this way" (thinking smugly, I am so smart)

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

What did Mick do to deserve this 😭

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you say them all in order they have a nice rhythm to them.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire. Great, now I can't sing that out loud OR type it out, but it's on loop in my head.

Be perfect if the last slur started with k----. Not gonna type that one.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Knickerbocker?

And yeah, same tune I was thinking.

TIL it was spelled with an "ie" at the end....

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 1 week ago

Nah, shirts in Asia with English slurs are definitely a thing. It's likely not functionally different than English speakers getting Asian writing on them without actually knowing what it means.

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