ok imma drink 2L of bleach
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2025
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White text on black background that reads “if you do these for 30 days you will be unrecognizable
- sleep 8+ hours
- drink 2L minimum of water a day (high pH if possible)
- get sun daily
- no sugar
- read for 30 mins a day
- workout 3x / week
- capture someone and cut their face off and sew it onto your face
- meditate for 10 mins daily
The unrecognizable will already come with "2L water (high pH if possible)". Just go for "water" with pH 14. Two liters a day will make you unrecognizable.
I can also recommend to drink with the highest pH possible. I mean, pH 14 is only double the amount of pH 7, right guys?
This “high ph” garbage is such crap. A few years back people were chugging apple cider vinegar to acidify your blood or whatever BS that was.
Our bodies regulate themselves when it comes to ph, drinking water of a certain ph won’t change that. Just like drinking juices or sodas that have citric acid don’t mess it up. Alkaline water benefits are a myth.
But if it helps you drink more water instead of junk drinks, go for it.
ACV is great for muscle cramps, though.
I remember this. There was a girl that basically ruined her jaw and teeth by drinking vinegar.
How high are PH we talking here?
14.1 would be ideal.
Unbuffered I hope
Sounds unpleasant
I love how the most debated thing on the list became the alkaline water. Love you, guys.
You lost me at meditate
Boring as fuck
I have this weird feeling that all this does is make you recognizable as someone else.
I tried drinking a lot every day but noticed no difference except needing to go to toilet like 5 times per day and watch my pee come out almost without any yellow color at all.
Yeah that's the kidney stone prevention. Almost no colour is correct iirc.
Yes. If your urine is dark yellow, you're dehydrated.
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So where does work to live fit into this?
Step 1: be born into generational wealth
All the things on the list are free. Just don't waste time watching TV/playing video games and don't have kids.
I knew there was something I wasn't doing
Damn! My sewing skill sucks.
Don’t give up, that just means you gotta practice. Maybe start with a child, their skin is softer and easier to manipulate.
Thank you! I'll start practicing right away. 👍
ADHD brain made me skip the most important line: take your meds people
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Ok, so read more, workout less and saw stranger's face onto my own. Got it.
There's only one on there that I simply can't do.
I can't stand the sun for long.
At least your face wouldn't burn
Ok, but how many times per week should I get a new skin-mask? I find that if I try more than twice per week, maintaining the prison pit will start to be a real chore.
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No sugar? That's vile!
I might try this.
911 please send help
Literally can't do the first one. What now?
Capture who is preventing you from accomplishing the first.
Capture two people.
No sugar? I'm good...
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I see Bubba has moved past his redneck southern roots and decided to embrace modern health culture while still staying true to who he is.
If it works for you, great. But ph water is bullshit , outside of a few specific uses.
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