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White text on black background that reads “if you do these for 30 days you will be unrecognizable
I did do it at one point, but the reading was more like 3-5 hours a day, and hardcore dark romance smut.
My girlfriend broke up with me because "she couldn't recognise me in bed". In hindsight, making her ride the handle of a knife might've been a smidge too far.
Really depends on the girl. I knew a girl once who wanted the grip of my gun in her. Well she wanted the other end but I believe in always treating a gun like it’s loaded. So we settled on the grip.
Whatever you are into their is someone out there into it too.
That girl is a teacher now.
Okay so admission time, that's not really why we broke up. The cadence of the story was just better that way.
In reality, we "broke up" (reduced the number of dates we had) because we were in a poly relationship and things were becoming more serious (as in, thinking about children and getting married) with her primary, which I fully support.
The books were after her recommendation, by the way, they did unlock a few new kinks (and reinforced plenty existing ones), and the sentence "I can barely recognise you (in bed)" was indeed muttered a few times, so I was mostly truthful, but you can see why the cadence came out better in the original comment.
Timing is everything. In bed and out.
I do not know how meditating 10 min/day morphs into a Leatherface audition, but I'm hitting up my zafu right now!