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[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 212 points 1 day ago (16 children)

You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.

Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 84 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 15 points 1 day ago (20 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 23 hours ago

Raise hell!

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[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 17 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

But glass is made from sand, I'm just returning it to where it came from!!!!

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can't sit anywhere else.

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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they're meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.

Something like this:

collapsed inline mediaTip resistant decanter

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[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

But only cases! Never 6-packs.

For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 88 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don’t forget lube. Might have some at checkout. They get it.

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[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Sticking bottles up your ass may lead to unintended consequences such as causing the collapse of a country

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 48 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 34 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Well at least that's a flared base.

But, uhm... context?

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 44 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

everything everywhere all at once
go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correct

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Oh yeah I've seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I've forgotten this scene.

I watch so much media that unless I've watched something several times, I can't really recall anything that's like older than two years.

Hell I've started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn't as young as it used to be, going downhill already.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.

It's impressive that you could. It was pretty memorable.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

It's impressive that you could.

I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It's mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it's kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can't remember what happened a few days before.

Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don't know if I'm just making up bullshit as I go along.

And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It's like when they "proved" to House in House MD that he'd gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (4 children)

From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you'll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.

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[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago (8 children)

It has to be a joke. Why would I put my cold beer into the hot sand?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 23 points 20 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I presume since the beer bottle says... squints Cream Blindness......... that this is not a real thing at all, and just everyone's favorite: AI slop.

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 18 points 14 hours ago (7 children)

Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that's a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don't want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.

They refer instead to the butthole, though

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[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Could bring a whole new meaning to the term "butt chug"

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[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago

I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Your rear deserves better! Proper equipment is less embarrassing and painful than an ER trip, friends. /gen

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[–] Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 8 hours ago (8 children)

Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in your ass anyway…

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 11 points 10 hours ago

What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?

[–] CyberTaco@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well of course, the base isn't flared.

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Its always been easy to stick your beer bottle in the sand. This for somewhere else.

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[–] Guilvareux@feddit.uk 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in the sand anyway…

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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 22 hours ago

That's how you get another '1 man 1 jar' incident.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I’m calling it “sand on the beach” from now on…

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