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[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 214 points 1 day ago (12 children)

You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.

Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 85 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Also don't take glass to the beach, take cans.

Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (20 children)
[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

don't need sunscreen if you go at night

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 5 points 23 hours ago

Username made me chortle

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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

But glass is made from sand, I'm just returning it to where it came from!!!!

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??

[–] copd@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You guys have hot sand? - British person

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I can think of situations when I would drink beer on a cold beach, I cannot think of any situations where I would want to drink a Mexican lager while lounging in the sand on a cold beach.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can't sit anywhere else.

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[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

But only cases! Never 6-packs.

For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The brewery I like has solid turtle proof six pack connectors

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 2 points 12 hours ago

Ah! Well, for… tradition then, I suppose.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they're meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.

Something like this:

collapsed inline mediaTip resistant decanter

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They lean and spin but don't fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).

I've never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I've handled.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Seems like a big wide base would be safer.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

Probably, but way less neat. Also takes more space in storage.

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Take sheep bladders

[–] bier@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For me it doesn't really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

Super pretty decades or centuries later tho

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[–] DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You can stick tall cans in the sand

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