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[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Y'all talkin bout Hitler?

Can't do that anymore, being anti fascist is illegal.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 9 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Really? There's usually a little stooge country in the middle east that follows suit.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Israel. They are talking about Israel. Although the UK is kinda following suit as well, the US is funding Israel's current bullshit.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Well Saudi Arabia is also a stooge country of the US in the Middle East.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 44 points 1 day ago
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You really had me checking the news : (

[–] Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Talking about Cheney? I’m not sad he’s gone, but you had me way more excited.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

yeah, i was talking about this with one of my conservative relatives and they were pretty excited cheney's gone too

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 11 hours ago

Ikr‽ Getting my hopes up ...

[–] db2@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not me. I can think of a dozen people off the top of my head the world would be better without.

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That's it? I touch a lot of grass, and I can easily list 20+ people.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If we're being entirely honest in our numbers here we're going to sound like murderous psychopaths though 🤣

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

70 million people.

That's what it will take to rid us of the top 1%.

Of course, if we're going after the global 1% then that will be anyone making over approximately $55k USD per year.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Those numbers sound wrong. I make that and barely scrape by, and that's without stupid shit like a boat or a big truck or anything remotely like that.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yes that's how many poor people there are in the world that you, with your modest wage, is still in the global 1%

Let that sit with you a moment. Puts things into perspective. Now think of the billionaires that exist.

[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

In some countries outside the US, that would be enough for a person to be absolutely filthy rich.

That is how insanely overpriced some things are in the US, and it wasn't because of tariffs. It was corporations wanting as much profit as possible.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

You are not filthy rich if you depend on a salary. And that's not FU money basically anywhere.

So that's the thing... in the US even our poor are rich compared to the global poor.

But you're right, people in the US making $50k a year aren't really the problem. The problem is the people who have the average income of the 1%. That's people making almost $500k a year. Which is crazy to think that the income needed to join the global 1% is so much lower than the average income of the 1%.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 18 hours ago

It's more like 7000 people really fucking everything up, the 1% just sounds better then the 0.00001%

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Showoff. I'd forget my own name if it weren't written down

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

The new people slang makes this confusing for me. In this context, I'm supposed to know that the baddies are in fact on the wrong side of history, correct? We're not talking about bombastic bombshells. See what I did there?

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We talkin’ bout Carotid Artery Charlie?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I find the sentiment is timeless but yes I realized there wasn't nearly enough Sammy J in the community response over the past couple weeks and feel like people need to be properly educated for the next time.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

Yeah. No need to sugar coat it. I ran into a couple Charlie Kuck supporters at a bar a few weeks ago and when they brought him up my response was

"Assassination isn't great for our society, but I'm super glad he's dead."

When they started babbling back at me I just said

"The real question here is why you're sad a bad person is dead."

And then I just walked away because why waste my time with idiots?

Some people should die
That's just unconscious knowledge
Because, because the bigger you get, the wider you spread - Jane's Addiction
[–] Beacon@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did something new happen that i missed? I'm on a serious news diet

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No I've just noticed a distressing lack of the proper reaction pics and need to be sure everyone's stocked up for the next time

[–] db2@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When it happens this is going everywhere. Maybe even in every comment anywhere. Feel free to join in.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Oh my god if this is real I want to buy it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

I have a bottle of wine set aside and will go through an ounce of weed in a week. That's going to be a party

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Beacon@fedia.io 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

That's not a new event, that happened a couple decades ago

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

for reals this time tho

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 1 points 17 hours ago
[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 6 points 17 hours ago
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So where were you the past hour or two?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Conspicuously doing stuff with witnesses

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Bro, that stuff we did six to eight hours ago was SICK! All the hot people having fun and the street performer we saw! Can't wait to do that stuff with you again!

Hopefully today’s the day.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Apropos of nothing you're just dreaming of mutilating flesh